| How to get to Heaven | |||||||||||||||
| Thou shalt sacrifice an anteater at the yearly Blah Blah Bob Festival | |||||||||||||||
| Thou shalt not kill unless commanded to do so by the Surgemonkey Royalty under direction of the Holy Bob | |||||||||||||||
| Thou shalt use thine own thinking unless directed by the Surgemonkey Royalty | |||||||||||||||
| Thou shalt not converse with the creations of Brian the Wicked | |||||||||||||||