How to get to Heaven
Thou shalt sacrifice an anteater at the yearly Blah Blah Bob Festival
Thou shalt not kill unless commanded to do so by the Surgemonkey Royalty under direction of the Holy Bob
Thou shalt use thine own thinking unless directed by the Surgemonkey Royalty
Thou shalt not converse with the creations of Brian the Wicked
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