| Quotes |
| Season One |
| Piper: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner? Prue: I'm not hungry. Phoebe: I ate on the bus. Piper: Okay, we'll try the group hug later. Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We are perfectly safe here. Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies the person who says that is always the next to die. Piper: Don't put me in the middle. Prue: I'm not. You were born in the middle. Piper: I was just wondering, do you ever think of me? Leo: Yeah. Piper: In what way? In a friend sort of way� Leo: You have beautiful eyes. Piper: That's a good way. Leo: I'm sorry. That was completely inappropriate wasn't it? Piper: No, not at all. Oh, what the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move? Leo: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen. Piper: Goodness. Piper kisses him. Leo: Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move? Piper: Love them. Leo kisses her. Prue: We might have to confine you until we get back. So, what? Tie you down? Piper: No! Go to hell! Prue: Do we have any chains? |
| Season Two |
| Phoebe: You really think that's the window? Piper: You said yourself the triquetra is the key, our connection. And besides we keep hearing Grams say the power of three. This is what that stands for. Either that or I just screwed up this wall for no reason. Leo: You haven't kissed me like that since.... Piper: Since this morning, 1999, remember? You had to leave, I went up to the attic and I came here, the future. If you don't believe me, believe what you feel. Trust that! Piper: Tell me again exactly how screwed we are? Prue: Pretty screwed. Piper: Thanks. Leo: Couldn't let you die, Piper. Piper: I'm very glad you couldn't. Prue: Jack's scum. Piper: So is Dan. Prue: Are you scum? Piper: No, I'm not scum. Prue: I knew you weren't. Prue: He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's fallen whitelighter support group for him to join or anything. Prue: I gotta figure out a way to put some more balance in my life. Piper: Yeah, but you don't need Dick. Piper: You tricked us and now a dragon warlock is trying to turn us into witch-kabobs. |
| Season Three |
| Leo: I thought this whole thing through. Piper: Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet? Leo: I tried to get you to go downstairs. Piper: Leo, who are you talking to? Leo: Me? Uh, nobody, just myself, you know. Piper: Yourself? You were telling yourself how much you love you? Grams: The Charmed Ones are destined for greatness, but that doesn't keep a girl warm on a cold winter's night. Phoebe: So add a blanket. Piper: Missy. Is that you? Piper. Piper Halliwell. We had chem. together and Ms. Fowler for English. Missy: Right, Piper! You used to sit in the back of class drawing pictures on your jeans. Piper: Yes! Yeah, that, yep, that was me. Cole: You gotta hold my hand. Prue: This all ready sucks. Prue: I kicked ass. Cole: No, you kicked air. Phoebe: You hear that? You just reached innocent status. Cole: That's good. Cole: No offense intended. Piper: Some taken. Piper: Okay, so what do you say, Oprah or Barbara? Barbara makes you cry. We go with Oprah |
| Season Four |
| Cole: Sam? Leo: Her whitelighter. Cole: Ah. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see. Piper: Shh! Piper: Timbuktu? You sent him to Timbuktu!?!? Phoebe: All right, well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with "undo." Phoebe: Are you coming? Cole: To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out. Paige: Well, not to be difficult, but you're married to our whitelighter and Phoebe's shacking up with a demon. So on balance, maybe my friend can stay cute? Phoebe: I think it worked. Paige: Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head. Phoebe: Notice anything different about me? Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee. Leo: What do you say we go home and get started on our future? Piper: What do you say we go home and sleep and we work on that future tomorrow night? Piper: 'Cause if she didn't, we'd still be dealing with lawyers. ~To Cole~ No offense. Cole: Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past. Angel of Destiny: By the way, thought you'd like to know that neither decision would have affected yours and Leo's personal destiny. Piper: What? Angel of Destiny: You'll find out soon. Phoebe: Oh my God. Piper: What? Phoebe: Don't you get it? Piper: What? Phoebe: ~To Paige~ Don't you get it? Paige looks puzzled. Phoebe: She's pregnant! Piper: Who's pregnant? Phoebe: You're pregnant! Piper: I'm pregnant? |
| Season Five |
| Piper: Look how squishy I was! Leo: You were so adorable. Piper: Leo, you can't even see the picture. Leo: I'm your whitelighter. I've been watching you since you were a baby. Piper: Okay, see, yeah, that's just way too creepy to think about. Mylie: I'm not evil or anything. Phoebe: Yeah, I've heard that one before. Piper: Leo, I have growing powers inside of me. Powers that I don't understand, and the only person who does understand them never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the 'crying thing'. Leo: How about I buy you a drink? Dave: Thanks. I've all ready got one. Leo: That's not gonna be enough. Piper: Come on. Let's get you into something less comfortable. Leo: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights. Piper: Honey? Leo: Yeah? Piper: Zip it. Paige: I'm just so happy to be home, that's all. Piper: You wanted to move out. Paige: I did? God, no. Never. Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that right? Piper: She's rambling. Phoebe: I hear that. Piper: What do we do? Phoebe: Paige is proposing violence against the monkey. Phoebe: You're not breathing. Piper: Nope. Phoebe: Breathe. Phoebe: Thank God. Piper: You're welcome. |