| Leo "We could have this funeral in a telephone booth and still have room for walk ins. How dismal is that?" |
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| Greenlee "Why, to strangle me??" (Donated by: GooGooDolly16) |
| Nessa "I'm reaching out here." (Donated by: GooGooDolly16) |
| Erica (about Greenlee and Kendall) "I'd say dont' worry about it. Because sooner or later, one of them will devour the other one. You know, just like on those nature specials?" (Donated by: Lalucci1) |
| Opal "I just can't wrap my hairdo around the fact that someone from my gene pool just stopped talking..." (Donated by: Lalucci1) |
| Trey: "Your mother just died and you sit out here making snide remarks?" David: "Well, you see, that's becuase this is a hospital and cartwheels aren't allowed." (Donated by: AMC_ROCKS21) |
| Kendall & Bianca "I'd rather gargle glass!" (Donated by: ALICOLE1958) |
| David "The criminal mind has always baffled me." (Donated by: lizpeppermint) |
| Maddie Grey "Can we keep both mommies?" (Donated by: pianoplayer2) |
| Jackson: "I just want you to know that Internal Affairs has taken an interest in this case." Anna: "I'll be sure to wear lipgloss." (Donated by: AMC_ROCKS21) |
| Anna: "David has a tendency to rub people the wrong way." Aidan: "And I hear China has a sizeable population." (Donated by: AMC_ROCKS21) |
| Bianca "The fire cheif said the fire was really hot..." (Donated by: AMC_ROCKS21) |
| Aiden: "He (Chris) went to check on his girlfriend. It seems she has a headache." Anna: "Oh, his girlfriend IS a headache." (Donated by: AMC_ROCKS21) |
| Greenlee (about Vanessa) "She's Freddie Krugar, back for 13 sequels." |
| Mona: "Honestly Erica, sometimes you act just like a character in a soap opera!" Erica: "Well mother, sometimes I feel like a character in a soap opera!" (Donated by: Jendini) |
| Greenlee "Goodbye Vanessa. Have a nice life...sentence!!!" |
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| Brooke: "Last night was just what it was. It was just a product of lonely hearts and martinis. That's all." Adam: "I prefer to think of it as divine intervention." Brooke: "Only you would cheat on your wife and blame God." |