Management is the art of making the superordinates think that you are the second best thing that happened to the company.
Management is the art of making your subordinates think that sky is not the limit...it is you.
Management is the art of surreptiously letting your super ordinates realize that your subordinates are a good for nothing lot...who can be managed only by you.
Management is the art of getting work done through others and making sure you get the credit if it is well done and if it is not, flatly denying any involvement of yours. What have you created that fall guy for anyways? What's his name..Tom or Harry because you are the dick.
Management is getting your company properties stolen by your dad-in-law and asking your subordinates to "willingly" own up to it. Those Good for nothing S.O.Bs can come in handy some time. Bloody well they need those jobs...
Management is the art of firing those jokers that owned up to your Father-in Law and your endeavor.
Management is polishing till they drop and when they do....step on them.
Management is the art of burning bridges with old friends who are not successful yet. Success is any thing above you. Any body more successful is a friend till ...y'know that one by now...dummy
Management is the art of growing up in a shady neighbourhood and getting away with the pyjama undies and letting others think that they are G Strings or Thongs.
If you still want more of this.......you better jo?in up for a training program. You may register at [email protected].
If you think you know more than me..why the heck do you have to waste your time reading through this website jerkhead....