Cow Thoughts

Preface:���� As the almighty Despotic Cow, I see and encounter many things in my daily life.� I will use this page so others can see the amizingly complex life of a cow.� Most think that cows only sit in fields all day chewing on grass, but after seeing all that is involved in the life of a cow, you will think differently.

Nov 27:� Today I sat out in my pasture and ate some grass.� It was very good grass, much better than the crappy brown stuff that I had been eating a lot of lately.� I looked into the farmers house and saw him eating my friend Gobbler, the turkey.� How disgusting!� I cant even imagine eating certain kinds of plants, but a fellow farm animal, uggh...

Nov 30:� Today was really boring...� the only highlight of my day was when a pig escaped from it's pen and ran into my field.� I was forced to eat it.� Mmmmm....� pig is yummy.� Ive been planning to run away from my farm lately, and i am almost ready to now.� Im hoping to be able to make it to mexico where i will be able to roam free through out the country.

Nov 31:� I tried to escape from the farm today.� I ran into the fence, kicked over a pile of hay and bolted down the road at full speed.� I was running so fast from the farmer that i must have covered 5k in under 16:00.� I thought I had made it, but then the farmer got his pick-up truck and caught up to me.� I was so damn tired i couldnt even put up a fight.� I wonder whats out there beyond the hills.� One day i am going to find out...

Dec 2:� Interesting...�� I have just discovered how to unfasten my bell. Maybe now i will be able to sneak into the barn at night and take the good hay.� I cant get over how great it is not being heard wherever i go, i can do pretty much anything i want to at night.� The farmer wont be happy once he sees what im gonna do to his tractor

Dec 11:� IT has been quite awhile since i last entered my daily report here, but i have been gone.� I went on a trip to "bovine university" .� this is where cows go through the difficult and challenging process of becoming a hamburger.� Yes... a slaughterhouse.� I was loaded into a truck one day, little was it to my knowledge where i was heading.� After a very scenic trip through the countryside, we came to the place.� It was surrounded by a chain fence with barbed wire along the top.� Inside of a designated cow pen, i could see all the cows clawing at the ground trying to dig under.� Charred cow bodies lay along the fence, which i could assume was electrified.� I heard moos of terror rising out of the large windowless building on the other side of the compound.� I was startled as a large angus cow ran up pounding on the side of my truck mooing "Run for your life!!!"��� I attempted to kick out the back of the truck but it was a failure.� I just wound up straining my legs.� I was then unloaded into a pen titled� " Fresh Grade A Arrivals."�� We were packed� tighlty into a pen. then the pen began closing in on us, and a gate leading to a conveyor belt was opened.� The other cows began filing up the conveyor belt and i was forced along with the herd.� It brought us into the windowless building where a robotic arm was injecting a large needle into each cow.� Once injected, each cow dropped dead.� As I saw this i mooed with terror!� I kicked over the robot and 40 gallons of fuel spilled over the floor.� Then a big fat guy with a gun began chasing after me.� I dodged the bulllets like Neo in "the Matrix"� and then headbutted the gaurd.� I busted through the wa;; with all my strength and lept 25 feet over the electric fence.� I was free!� I kept on running into the woods until they gave up on me.� Then i looked back to see all the cows in the compound rioting and the large building was on fire.� I was a hero that day...� for i have been chosen by the cow gods...

Dec 13:� To day i am really pissed off at everyone ( Plus, i dont have much time to type anything), icluding you, bitch...� So just leave me alone, eat shit and die...

Dec 17: Updating this "Cow Thoughts" section grows quite monotonous, especially considering that im not really a cow... too bad... Well, from this point on i wont write in this page anymore, which really doesnt matter because i doubt that anybody looks at this Bye Bye