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Funny Shayeri

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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'

Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen

Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga

Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main

yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga

Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai

Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat

Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,

Paani peeta hoon pipe se,

Kya zamana aaa gaya,

Joote khata hoon wife se

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali

Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon

Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi

Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya

Maine soncha mera dil aaya

Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna

Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya

Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya

Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi

Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon

Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi

Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi

Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye

Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating

banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?

Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?

Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye

Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,

Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe

Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar

Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye

Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,

Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,

Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon

Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai

Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon

Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,

Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar

Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Milna hai to mil

isee duniya ke chaman main

Phir kya milna hoga,

Jab laaash hogi kaphan main

Maine tujhe dekha,

handle badal badal kar

Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,

sandle badal badal kar

Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel

So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi

Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do

Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai

Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya

Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele?ka chhilka

Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai

Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya

Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya

Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe

Shayad us sokh ne bhul e se yaad kiya mujhe

Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya

Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye

Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha

Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.

Mard taange waala

Hoon main mard taaange wala

Mujhe teacher kya marega

Main to hoon principal ka saaala

Jahaan gaaye the khushiyon ke taraane,

Muqaddar dekhiye roye wahiin par

Hue masjid se Gum juute hamaare,

JahaaN se paaye the, khoye wahiin par

Ghar ghar main diya jale

To diwali mat samjho

Agar main tera peeche paroon

To mawali mat samjho