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Crossing the River

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Once Herolal is out for a walk.?He comes to a river and sees Bholaji on the opposite bank.

"Yoohoo" He shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

Bholaji looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side." 

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Spying Bhola 

Herolal has to leave the city on business and he entrusts with his best friend, Bhola, the job of 

keeping an eye on his wife.

If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately.

After about a week of no news Herolal received a telegram:?"The man who comes to visit your 

wife every night didn't show up yesterday..."

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Once Chhangu returned home late from a booze party.?He was little over.?He put his one hand 

on wall and tried to put key in the hole with 

his other hand to open the lock but the key missed the hole.?He tried it so many times but every

 time the key missed the hole.

Mangu was observing this for a while, so he came forward to help

Mangu- Can I help you put the key in hole.

Chhangu- No I shall manage the key, You just hold the wall because it is shaking too much. 

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A Passenger once asked the railway officer, "Why do u keep the time-table for trains if they don't 

come on time?"

The railway officer replied, "How can we know that they're late!!!"