[Northern Trade Road, Foothills]
You travel through a small dell. You also see The Guild Stables, a stony trail, a stone marker and a weathered roadsign.
Also here: Kalkomar, Theurgist Perre, Pyhrro, Fighter Spartope, Shoikan, Fighter Judosku, Adept Prometheous, Pagius, Worrclan, Bubbinster, Entrepreneur Sortny
Obvious paths: north, west.
Bubbinster grins.
Judosku tightens his sword belt.
Prometheous exclaims in Haakish, "Desii!!!"
Prometheous beams at you! What a warm feeling!
Bubbinster exclaims, "Everyone climb aboard!!!!"
Kalkomar says in Haakish, "hail all"
(Judosku climbs on Bubb)
Pagius exclaims, "All aboard the alcohol express!"
Prometheous bows to Kalkomar.
You grin.
Kalkomar exclaims in Haakish, "yah!"
Prometheous says in Haakish, "join Bubba"
(Bubbinster grins at all the dwarves riding the out of control Keg Wagon)
Kalkomar chants:
"Beer!
Beer
Beer!"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Lets get this tub of crud up to speed!!!!!!!"
Worrclan says in Haakish, "move you hegemonic"
(Bubbinster motions to Worrclan to spur the mules onward)
(Worrclan kicks the head mule.)
Bubbinster exclaims, "Get em in motion, Worrclan!!!!!"
Worrclan exclaims in Haakish, "stumburn!"
Sortny exclaims in Haakish, "Darn forgot me bullwhip!"
Lagerby asks, "Why's everyone down here?"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Come on, Giddyup, Hegemonic!!!!"
Perre says, "all on da way in"
Sortny exclaims in Haakish, "We having fun!"
Bubbinster exclaims, "We are ridin the keg wagon!!!!"
Pagius says, "We're riding the beer wagon in."
Pagius says, "Hop on."
Pagius points at Bubbinster.
Prometheous sings:
"Da Dwarves go Marchin' two by two, Hurrah, Hurrah! Da Dwarves go Marching' near and far Hurrah! Hurrah!"
Bubbinster says, "Dwarven Keg Wagon, about to swing on into the the STone Clan"
(Worrclan pokes the head mule in the hindcorners.)
Pagius says, "People are cheatin and walkin"
You sing:
"When you hear the thundering beat, you know the dwarves are not too far..."
Bubbinster exclaims, "Someone, kick that lazy Hegemonic in the arse!!!!!"
Sortny says in Haakish, "he's sleeping"
Pagius smiles devilishly as he leaps with pure abandon onto the lead
Hegemonic. He whispers something in its ear and it bolts forward.
Bubbinster exclaims, "Wagon gettin ready to move!!!!"
(Bubbinster notices the wagon is now totally careening out of control....and the dwarves donna seem to mind)
Bubbinster sounds a powerful roar, his cry spanning the octaves!
Pagius says, "Whoaa....."
Pagius wobbles, looking a bit faint.
Pagius exclaims, "Hold that keg!"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Everyone, start stompin as I bring us home!!!!!!"
(Kalkomar holds on to a beer keg for dear life)
Bubbinster exclaims, "To the Stone Clan!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pagius smiles and prods a Hegemonic into stomping around.
Kalkomar exclaims in Haakish, "dont' lose da beer!"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Full speed ahead!!!!!!!!!!"
Perre exclaims, "don' break the kegs!"
Bubbinster's group climbed up a stony trail.
Bubbinster exclaims, "Keep stompin, the wagon is headin home!!!!!!"
(Worrclan hangs over the side of the wagon and stomps the side walls.)
Bubbinster exclaims, "Keg Wagon comin!!!!!!!"
Jordan says in Haakish, "They'll think it a division of S'lai and bar the
gates."
(Prometheous notices the dust fallin from da ceiling)
(Bubbinster ducks the stalagmite)
Prometheous exclaims in Haakish, "ta da Left Bubbua.....!!!"
Kalkomar exclaims in Haakish, "no, the right!!"
Prometheous exclaims in Haakish, "near miss!!"
Worrclan says in Haakish, "everyone lean the wago to the left"
Pagius exclaims, "The bridge is out, the bridge is out!"
(Bubbinster barely misses bouncing the keg wagon off the wall)
Pagius exclaims, "Jump it!"
Jordan leans to his left slightly.
Perre leans to his left slightly.
Prometheous leans to his left slightly.
Bubbinster says, "Lean to the left, everyone"
Kalkomar leans to his left slightly.
Prometheous leans to his left slightly.
Prometheous leans to his left slightly.
Pagius ponders which bridge...
Prometheous leans to his left slightly.
(Sortny leans left on the wagon, and almost falls out!)
Bubbinster says, "We're comin to the boulder"
Bubbinster says, "Everyone duck, gonna try to steer the wagon into the crevice"
Prometheous exclaims in Haakish, "woaps!"
Pagius ducks his head.
Bubbinster exclaims, "Keg wagon full speed ahead!!!!!!!!"
Bubbinster says, "We gonna have to ram the gate"
Kalkomar exclaims in Haakish, "yah mules!!"
Sortny exclaims in Haakish, "nae Bubb nae!"
(Bubbinster steers the hegemonic that leads the keg wagon right into the gate)
Prometheous exclaims in Haakish, "giddeyup Hegemule!"
Kalkomar exclaims in Haakish, "more speed!!"
(Shimmermist hops on the wagon)
(Bubbinster steers the keg wagon directly into the gate, but just before it crashes, he jumps the wagon up into the air, clearing the gate)
Bubbinster exclaims, "Hop aboard the Keg Wagon!!!!!!"
(Sortny jumps up and down on the wagon!)
Bubbinster exclaims, "Full speed ahead!!!!!"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Everyone, stomp to the left!!!!!"
Kalkomar exclaims in Haakish, "go mules!"
Prometheous exclaims in Haakish, "feed the Hegemule dat 'special' ale soaked carrot Bubba!!"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Keep the wagon upright!!!!!!"
Eupholus pokes Shimmermist in the ribs.
(Bubbinster notices the keg wagon is tilting very far to the right)
(Prometheous shimmys to the right)
(Bubbinster curses the hegemonic that leads the rest of the mules)
Shimmermist exclaims in Haakish, "Left, left!"
(Bubbinster notices now the keg wagon leans to the right, dangerously so)
(Sortny dances to the left.)
Kalkomar falls over.
Shoikan leans to his left slightly.
(Worrclan cuts lose the hegemonic so we can get goin!)
Bubbinster says, "Now, quick, everyone stomp to the right!!!!!!!!!1"
Perre stomps about angrily!
(Eupholus stomps into the wall)
Bubbinster says, "Careful....careful........"
Shimmermist exclaims in Haakish, "Hi Cloudcrest! Hold the wagon up fer us!!"
Cloudcrest says in Haakish, "umm"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Wagon moving!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Sortny jumps off the wagon)
Bubbinster says, "We headin north"
Prometheous says in Haakish, "join Bubba"
Malkavik exclaims, "Hop on the wagon Cloud!"
(Sortny pushes the wagon to the left.)
Bubbinster says, "Gonna try to drive this thing straight into the book room"
(Shimmermist holds onto Eupholus for dear life!)
(Sortny pushes the wagon to the left.)
(Vinaes holds onto the wagon for dear life)
(Sortny pushes the wagon to the left.)
(Malkavik slaps the three legged mule)
Bubbinster exclaims, "Worrclan, drive them mules!!!!!!"
Sortny exclaims in Haakish, "Hey, I need some help!"
(Desii holds onto a keg for dear life, or was that a guzzle?)
(Prometheous taps the wheel on the left ta keep it on the axel!)
(Sortny pushes the wagon to the left.)
Sortny exclaims in Haakish, "Ye ran over me foot!"
(Sortny hops around.)
Bubbinster exclaims, "Lets bring this sucker home!!!!!!!!!!"
(Cloudcrest kicks the ground)
Kalkomar says in Haakish, "ah, just a foot"
(Sortny jumps onto the wagon.)
(Veritey leaps lithely up onto the wagon.)
Bubbinster says, "Stomp while we run this baby right into the book room!!!!!!1"
Bubbinster exclaims, "Now, lets drive this thing right into the room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Malkavik slaps the mule!)
(Pagius stomps around in circles at a frenzied rate finally coming to a stop by slamming into the scribe sending his papers flying everywhere.)
Bubbinster comes tumbling into the bookroom at the helm of the infamous dwarven Keg Wagon)
Bubbinster says, "Wagon, stop."
You say in Haakish, "We didnae wreck "
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