As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
Say, did we go to different schools ?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
(Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Isn't it illegal to look that good. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
Be unique and different, say yes. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Excuse me, but I can't stop to notice, how much you have been noticing me noticing you!
Quick call 911 you just stole my heart!
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I don't love you, but I could!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Excuse me, I have spent all evening looking for a sexy girl, could I have your phone number so I can call her?
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Will you be my teddy bear tonight, I left mine at home
I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'
