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| I FEEL LIKE A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND I FEEL LIKE A CULTURAL TOURIST FIGURING LIFE WHILE I'M GETTING A TAN I FEEL LIKE DA VINCI ON STEROIDS CARVING NAKED STICK FIGURES IN SAND AS I LIE ON THE BEACH ANSWERS JUST OUT OF REACH HOPING OPRAH WILL REVEAL THE PLAN EVERYBODY'S AN ACTOR AND EVERYONE ELSE DOES REVIEWS EVERYBODY'S A PREACHER AND EVERYONE ELSE SITS IN PEWS I DON'T CARE WHICH SCRIPT YOU'RE PLAYING OR WHICH BIBLE YOU'RE USING TODAY YOU ALWAYS WANT PAID FOR DIRECTING OR TELLING US JUST HOW TO PRAY I WANDER INTO A NEW SCENE PLAY IT UP TO THE CLIMAX AND GO I REFUSE TO SLEEP WITH PRODUCERS IF THEY WON'T PUT ME IN THEIR NEXT SHOW IS HOLLYWOOD REALLY JUST HEAVEN HAS THE MYSTERY FINALLY BEEN SOLVED? DO WE PLAY UNION SCALE OR HOLD OUT FOR MORE OR POLITELY DENY WE'RE INVOLVED? IF THE UNIVERSE HAS ANY SECRETS CAN THEY TELL THEM ON ET TONIGHT? IF I PRAY LIKE THEY DO ON A SITCOM WILL THEY COME TAKE ME INTO THE LIGHT? IT'S RHETORICAL NOW THAT I'M ASKING AND YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER COMPLAIN BUT WAS THERE SOMETHING I MISSED, WHILE OUT TAKING A PISS DID NIRVANA JUST GO DOWN THE DRAIN? I FEEL LIKE A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND I FEEL LIKE A BLIP IN THE BIG SCREEN GETTING CANCER WHILE EATING OAT BRAN MAYBE IT'S BEST THAT I DON'T KNOW MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO THROUGH IT BLIND MAYBE I SHOULD JUST PAUSE AND STOP GRASPING AT STRAWS AND JUST TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME. COPYRIGHT 1996 DESERTMAC HOMAGE IS DULY PAID TO THE LATE ROBERT A HEINLEN AUTHOR OF ONE OF THE BEST SCI-FI BOOKS EVER, "STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND" . |
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