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| IT'S ALL A "B" MOVIE |
| A RIVER RIDE THROUGH HADES IS A FITTING THEME TO ME THE CHILL OF JANUARY FREEZE-FRAMES EVERYTHING I SEE THROUGH A DARK AMUZEMENT PARK ON RIDES THAT NEVER TURN THE FIRES OF HELL ARE FREEZING ME, EVEN WHILE I BURN IS THIS A BAD DREAM, OR IS IT REAL? WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT, AND, WHO SIGNED THIS DEAL? A CAST OF BILLIONS, AN EPIC FLOP IT'S COSTING ZILLIONS, AS WE DESTROY THE ONLY PROP IT'S ALL A "B" MOVIE BUT IT SHOWS US JUST WHO WE WANTED TO BE IN OUR HEARTS AND GOOD GUYS DIE YOUNG! A JOKE'S A JOKE BUT HELL WENT BROKE, PROMOTING LIFE ABOVE THE HOT NEW ADS WERE SELLING UNDERSTANDING, PEACE AND LOVE PREACHERS, FOOLS, PROPHETS AND CLOWNS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK I HAVE PLAYED THEM ALL AND CASTING HAS ME FULLY BOOKED CALLED MY AGENT UP, HE WAS EXPIRED BEFORE HE BROKE HE SIGNED, AND I WAS HIRED THEY WROTE THIS PART FOR ME, IT'S ALL THE RAGE HE SAID IT MAY BE TRENDY, BUT, HOW DO YOU PLAY ALREADY DEAD? IT'S ALL A "B" MOVIE BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE PLAY WITH THE ROLE, YOU CAN REARRANGE THE REEL IF YOU LOOK BEYOND THIS SCENE AND FLASH GORDON LIVES! SITCOMS, SOAPS AND CHAINSAWS ARE THE THEMES WE HUNGER FOR THINK OF WAYS TO MUTILATE, AND WE WILL FEED YOU MORE PRAISE THE LORD AND MONEY, WRITE A CHECK AND YOU'LL BE SAVED THOSE WHO FAIL TO PAY UP ARE PERVERTED AND DEPRAVED GIVE ME MORE THINGS, I WANT MORE GREEN I WANT TO BE FAMOUS, GET THE BEST SCENES BEDTIME FOR BONZO, HAD A BETTER PLOT IF WE CAN'T PULL THE RATINGS, WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR PRIMETIME SLOT IT'S ALL A "B" MOVIE WE ALL SHOULD BE HAPPY TAKE ANY CREDIT THEY GIVE A FOOTNOTE TO KNOW YOU LIVED EVEN IF THE SCENE WAS CUT AND THERE'S NO PART TWO! . |
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