| Misc Stuff 3 |
| From USA Weekend Magazine |
| 1. Don't Say Who Your Dream Date Is. Let the person who you are on the date with think it's them. |
| 2. Don't Be Impolite. "How old are you? You look 40! How much do you weigh? Do you ever stop eating?"... are inappropriate. |
| 3. Do Not Divulge Your Entire Personal History. Remember to save something for the second date. |
| 4. Do Not Talk About Sex All Night. |
| 5. Do Not Be Yourself. Be a slightlier, funnier, better, more suave version of yourself. There is plenty of time for the real you if you start a relationship. |
| 6. Do Not Do All The Talking. Listening means listening, not waiting for your turn to blather. |
| 7. Mostly, Don't Freak Out - - It Will Be Over Soon. |
| Greg Proops' Dating Advice |