Wufei sat on teh couch stuffing another pringle into his mouth adn can of dr. pepper on the side table making a sweat ring. He'd forgotten the coaster but didn't really care. Quatre would probably kill him or worse sick trowa on him. He drained his 5th drink and flipped the channel.

"Hey all your war rebels! do i have a deal for you! My name is Blue Violet and i'm the president of the rebels romance association. I wanna find dates for you lonely embarrassin fighter. call us at 555-bite me for an application! we can find anyone that perfect someone just in time for valentines day!!!" she smiled and waved and the commercial changed to a pizza commercial. Wufei felt his stomach grumble as he saw the delicious triple cheese pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni and sausage. He grabbed his coat and walked past Duo adn Heero's door.

"Give it too me baby! Uh huh uh huh!!!!!" sang Duo and you here Heero say a few seconds later.

"and all the girls say i'm pretty fly for a white guy." Wufei shuddered adn walked into teh kitchen and grabbed his bleeding nose. Quatre and trowa making out on teh kitchen table. Quatre saw him shreiked and fell of teh table landing on teh linoleum.

"um hi??" Quatre said. He pulled his torn shirt over his shoulder embarrassed.

"I'm going out for pizza, see ya later." he said.

"You know since valentines day is comin up we better steal some O negative from teh blood bank." Trowa said.

"You and Heero get the blood and Duo and I will handle the entertainment." Quatre said tracing a spoon down Trowa's bare chest.

"you little tease." Trowa growled

" My cookies are gonna burn." Quatre said walking away after smakcing Trowa's butt with the the spoon.

"I'll burn your cookies!!!!!" Trowa yelled. Quatre shreiked

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Wufei walked into Gypsy's Pizza House of love and saw a cute girl in a waitress outfit with silver hair and Cobalt eyes. "Hi i'm Gypsy!! welcome to my house of love? care to have a seat? smoking or non??" she was perkier then Duo on speed and smiling enough to blind a a person with the glare.

"Smoking please." Wufei said. "he didn't smoke THAT much but all the cooler people were on that side.

"care to try a Loverly Pizza? today's special is Mushroom Wet dream!" she walked off ans smiled.

"I'M NOT TRYING THE SPECIAL!" wufei thought to him self opening teh pink and red menue with naked cupids that resembled Quatre (AN: drool)

A girl came up that looked suprisingly familiar.

"My name's Blue Violet can i take your order?" she said.

"You were in a infomercial i just saw!" Wufei said.

"I know i read the fic before you got the script buddy." she said.

"oh well i've have the Cupid Cappachino and a Temptiing Triple cheese pizza with seductive sausage topping." he said studdering of teh words.

" No prob Changie Poo!" she said and five seconds later a pizza came out.

He looked at teh insanely large pizza and teh cappachino. The coffe mug ahd a naked Quatre Cupid on it. (everygirl's dream!!!)

He inhaled it to make Duo proud. The pink and lacey atmospher was getting to him. after he payed the bill and was about to leave and never ever come back Blue Violet and Gypsy stopped him.

" Now wait a minute here. you're the 100th person to eat here ever! so you win free food for a life time and a free Puppy!!!!" Blue Viollet said smiling. Gypsy hadned him a cocker spaniel with a big pink bow around her neck.

"Take good care of her and remember at the house of love we love you to death! bring your friends if you bring Qtare will give you all teh alchohal you can drink adn if you bring him and trowa you get a life supply of kleenex!" Gypsy said smiling wider then a hole made by a buster rifle. Wufei was leaving with his puppy and free pizza coupons when he saw Sally and Lady Une coming in. Some thing about Lesbian Lasagnaa??? He set teh puppy in teh seat next to him. She sat adn looked at him adorably.

"I think i'll call you Nattie." he said. "short for nataku jr." he patted her head and they drive home her chewing on Duo's hairbrush teh whole way. He came home and went straight to his roomignoring teh moans in teh bedrooms the smoke coming out of teh oven adn teh cookie dough on teh celing. He set Nattie on the bed.

" Be my Valentine???" he asked.

" Sure just get yhis damn pink bow of of me!" Nattie thought as teh chinese man hugged her. They went to sleep and that's a sweet sappy ending for ya!

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Gypsy: That's the end for ya! my first fic adn thanks to teh inspiration given to me by Blue Violet! Maybe some one would accept it??

G-Boys: NO!

Gypsy: and by teh way i don't own gundam wing. the only property of mine is Nattie teh cocker spaniel and the House of Love. Naked cupid Quatres ingenius if i say so my self!

Quatre: Why me!!! and what was with trowa and ME! you made me burn my cookies!

Gypsy: gotta run. Cookie Zero system about to turn on! *runs adn hides in Blue Violet's email*