I own nothing…I am poor…so don't sue.

Duo- I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

Relena Peacecraft had a plan, A crazy old witch-woman was selling a special potion to make everyone fall in love with you. Of course, she only wanted it for onereason. Heero Yuy.

Relena- Oh Heeeeerrrrrrrrroooooooo you will be mine. I love you so much Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooo and this potion will make you love me Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooo.

Relena Psychopath Peacecraft arrived at Madam Gypsy Ruth's 20 minutes later. She stepped out of her pink limo and walked into the foul smelling building.

Relena- Hello Madam Gypsy Ruth. I am Relena Peacecraft, I have come for your love potion number nine so I can have my Heeeerrrrrroooooo.

Gypsy Ruth- Do you always do that kid? All right,that will be $19.99.

Relena gave the old gypsy woman the money. Ruth opened the cabinet that held her love potions. 'hmmmm….' She thought, 'This kid looks like the one that charming thief (Guess who that is!) told me about. I think I will do him a favor.' Ruth took out a bottle of Love Potion Sixty-nine and handed it to Relena. Relena, being the psychopathic idiot she is, never noticed the number 69 in place of the number 9 she simply downed it and went in search of a certain suicidal Wing pilot.

Duo- I told her that I was a flop with chics
I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

Relena- Heeeeerrrrroooooo come and kill meHeeeerrrrrooooo, You know you love me Heeeerrrrrrooooooo!

Heero Yuy was pissed. That Relena girl was seriously getting on his nerves, and the piano he had put in front of the door wasn't going to hold much longer. Heero jumped out the nearest window and started running, he heard the piano splinter as Relena finally got through the door. Relena's head poked out the window, she squealed and took off after him.

Heero- RELENA! OMAE O KOROSU!!!

Relena- I know you only say that because you love meHeeeerrrrrroooooooo.

Came the reply from behind him. Heero only knew of one place he could possibly go to get away from this girl,Duo's.

Duo- She bent down and turned around and gave me awink
She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

Duo grumbled as he got out of bed to see who was pounding on his front door. He opened it and Heero burst in, slamming the door behind him and locking it.

Duo- Uh…Heero-koi, what are you doing?

Heero opened his mouth to answer but a sound like nails on a chalkboard cut through the air.

Relena- HEEEEERRRRROOOOO!!! COME OUT AND KILL ME!

Duo- You led that maniac here!?

Heero nodded and Duo grumbled some more, just then Duo's door exploded, Relena holding a grenade launcher on the other side. She threw down the gun and rushed in the house, knocking over and stepping on poor abused Duo. (okay so Duo is my favorite character.) Heero's eyes widened in fright and he jumped out yet another window, Relena close behind. Duo got and was about to follow when his phone rang.

Duo- Hello?

Duo- I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

The downtown park was interrupted by the sounds of "Heeeerrrrrooooo" and "Omae o Korosu" as Heero and Relena rounded the corner. A hand reached out and grabbed Heero, pinning him with strong arms.

Duo- Here he is Relena come and get him!

Heero's eyes widened in shock, Duo was offering him toRelena.

Heero- Duo, omae o korosu.

Duo simply chuckled as Relena walked calmly towardsthem, inspecting a bottle.

Relena- Duo I am glad you have finally come to realize Heeeerrrrroooooo belongs to me. According to these instructions I just have to kiss him.

Duo smirked and Heero cringed as Relena planted one on him. She pulled away abruptly, gasping as her skin turned leathery and pink. In moments she was completely transformed into a pink ox. Duo released Heero and both boys stared at what used to be thePeacecraft girl.

Heero- How?

Duo- I received a call just after you left from Gypsy Ruth. She not only owns the potion shop but is my arms dealer. She recognized Relena and gave her the wrong potion. All Relena had to do was kiss you.

Heero- hnn.

Duo- I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine

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Gypsy Ruth stalks forward, she stops a few feat in front of you. She winks and pulls off her mask.

Setsuna- Guess who! Oh come on…don't tell me you weren't expecting that! Hee hee…maybe I should be anactress.

Heero/Duo- Omae o korosu!

Duo- Why do you make us do these horrible songfics?!

Setsuna- Because I am Shugotenshi Setsuna. That’s why.

Heero- HMPH! Guardian Angel my-

Setsuna- Goodbye everyone!