Duo: Where are we?

Quatre: I have no idea.

Wufei: This is injustice.

Duo: Why do I have the feeling we�re in one of those horrible fanfics where we are forced to do idiotic parodies? Where�s Heero??

Quatre: And Trowa?!?

Heero: *in a muffled voice* Omae O Korsu.

Trowa:...!!!!

Duo: Oh, Hee-chan baby, you broke my fall! How sweet. *Duo crawls on his koi�s back and nuzzles him playfully.*

Quatre: I flattened your beautiful hair! My poor Trowa-love.

Trowa...

Unknown voice from behind them: Yay! They�re really here. I told you they were cute, didn�t I Andrea-chan?

Andrea-chan: Um..they�re kind of short, Kalirose

Wufei: What do you mean, Onna? I will not be insulted like this! Who are you and what is the meaning of this?

Kalirose: Heero! *Pushes Wufei out of her way and runs over to glomp the unsuspecting pilot.*

Other pilots: !!!

Duo: Hey, what�s this? I�m the one who always gets glomped! And get off my koi right this minute!

Kalirose: Duo! *Grabs him and glomps him while continuing to glomp Heero.*

Duo: I...can�t...breathe!

Quatre: Um...are we here for a reason?

Kalirose: *Still glomping Heero and Duo* Yes, my friend Andrea-chan *points to the blond with her*gave me a great idea for a fanfic.*Gets am evil grin on her face.* You�re going to do...Riverdance! Doesn�t that sound fun?

Heero:*Having trouble breathing.* Omae O Korsu!

Kalirose: You know, that can be taken SO many ways. A perverted mind could twist that. *Wide grin* And I have a very perverted mind!

Heero: Eep!

Duo: You keep your filthy mind away from my Heero! Go play with Trowa! Quatre will share.

Quatre: Um...I don�t think-

Kalirose: Anyhoo, time for the play. *Snaps her fingers and the boys are wearing tights.*

Quatre: I want pink!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!

Duo: Heero baby, you look hot! *Pounces on Heero and tugs him into a nearby curtain which the writer just invented thanks to writers license. After a few seconds the tights fly out and the curtains begin to shake accompanied by loud moans.*

Kalirose: They were my stars! Wah! My play�s falling apart! Oh, well, I�ll just have to make it up as I go.

Andrea-chan: *Standing in a corner* You mean you weren�t?

Kalirose: *Steals Heero�s death glare and sends it at Andrea-chan* I�ve got an idea! *Snaps her fingers and Dorothy appears* This is just so wrong, but you and Quatre can be the ill-fated lovers and- *Click. Kalirose turns around to face a very large gun pointed in her face.* Um...hi, Trowa. Hee-hee! You don�t like that idea?

Trowa: *Shakes his head*

Kalirose: You got a better idea?

Trowa: *Shakes his head again and grabs Quatre and pulls him into the other side of the curtain. Close fly out and that side shakes too.*

Kalirose: Wah! My play...wait a second! What�s the matter with me? I�ve got an even better idea! *Reaches into hammer space and pulls out a camcorder and runs over to the curtains.* This is much better than Riverdance!

Andrea-chan: *Clears her throat* What about the play?

Kalirose: Screw the play! I�ve got nekey-bishones over here boinking like minks! *Pans camcorder in for a close-up.*

Andrea-chan: *Sweatdrop* Well, I guess that�s the end then. *Mutters under her breath* End of what? We haven�t done anything!

Kalirose: Hey, Andrea-chan? You want me to make you a copy of this?

Andrea-chan:*Brightens up* Hell, ya! Okay, bye folks.

Kalirose:*Looking away from the camcorder* Oh, sorry that the play�s cancelled. *Glances at the two couples* Something came up! Hee-hee! Get it? Okay, bye! Hey, Duo? You think you could move your hair? It�s blocking the shot...