Bishounen Senshi - Sailor Quatre!!!
"Ha ha ha! You really look like a chicken, Wu-man!" shrieked
Duo with laughter. "Or shall I say Chicken-man?"
"Urusai!" barked a very red-faced Wufei. "Who's stupid
idea was it to play this moronic game, anyway!?"
A few hours ago...
"Hey, you guys wanna play 'Pass the Dares'?" asked Duo
as he walked into the livingroom. The other Gundam pilots
were doing their own stuff - Heero was typing on his laptop,
Trowa was playing the flute while Quatre played the violin,
and Wufei was reading another one of his boring books.
Quatre stopped playing on his violin. "Pass the Dares?
What sort of game is that," he asked with a curious look
on his angelic face. "I've never heard of that game before."
"Of course you haven't! That's because I just thought of
it minutes ago!" said Duo and he laughed. "Well y'see this
box? There are bits of folded paper with dares written on
'em. So, we put on some music and pass this box around in
a circle. When the music stops and you're holding the box,
all you gotta do is to pick out one piece of the folded
papers aaaaand you have to perform the dare! Simple, isn't
it?"
"Omoshiro sou da ne, Trowa?" said Quatre to the taller boy with
the unibangs beside him. "Let's play this game!" Trowa
just nodded his head in agreement. But then, Trowa
agreed with anything Quatre said!
Heero decided he had nothing better to do so he agreed to
join in. Wufei was the only one who didn't want to play.
"Hn. I am not going to play another one of your idiotic
games," sneered Wufei.
"Ooooh Wu-man's afraid to play," taunted Duo in a high-pitched,
girly voice.
Wufei just ignored him.
"Wufei is a scaredy-cat! Wufei is a scaredy-cat!" chanted
Duo next in an annoying sing-song voice. "Oi, Quatre! Join me!!!"
Quatre joined in the chanting.
Wufei pretended not to hear anything. "They are just
a bunch of immature kids," he thought. "I will just
ignore them."
Then, something magical happened. Heero and Trowa also
joined in the chanting. (Waaaa! So amazing. This can
only happen in the magical world of Disney!!!)
So there were four people chanting, "Wufei is a scaredy-cat!"
Finally Wufei caould not stand it any longer. "Fine!
I'll join in your childish game!" he shouted in
frustration.
"Yay!" cheered Duo and Quatre.
"I am only doing this to defend my honour," said Wufei
stiffly. "I am NOT a scaredy-cat."
The other's snickered. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you say
Wu," said Duo.
"At least we're not playing that stupid 'Who Can Make
Wufei's Nose Bleed' game," thought Wufei in relief.
That - was a few hours ago. And now the game has been
going on for more than an hour and right now, Wufei had
to act like a chicken. Not only that, he had to cluck, too.
For five whole minutes. Wufei did not
like this even one bit. This was VERY bad for his
image. But he had to do it anyway - with the hugest
scowl on his face.
"Ha ha ha!" laughed Duo. "Omoshiroi!!!"
"I will get you for this Maxwell!" growled Wufei in
between clucks.
"Come on, don't be a spoilsport," said Quatre.
"OK! Time's up!" announced Trowa.
Then the game continued. They played for hours. At
one time, Duo had to wear his hair like Relena's.
"If you were really Relena, I would have gladly
chopped off your hair!" said Heero with an evil smile.
"Waaaa! Anything but the hair!" cried Duo in alarm and
clutched at his long locks protectively.
Most of the dares were pretty silly and funny. The
ones who got the box had to do some stupid stuff like
having to wear make-up (Trowa) and wearing a pair of
underwear on the head like a swimming cap (Heero).
These were some of the stuff they did.
Luckily, Quatre didn't even get the box once.
Suddenly the music stopped. And Quatre wasn't lucky
enough this time. He was holding THE box.
"Quatre! Hurry up and open the box!" shouted Duo.
"Oh my, I hope I don't have to do anything horrible,"
said Quatre. Quatre opened the box and picked out a
piece of folded paper. Then he slowly unfolde the paper
and read his dare : "Wear a Sailor Moon costume
for one whole day, starting from tomorrow." Beneath
that sentence was another sentence in teeny-tiny
letters that read : "ps: Wear the wig and the
accessories also."
Quatre felt the blood draining from his face.
"Waaaah! I don't want to be Sailor Moon for a day!"
wailed Quatre. Quatre clutched his head as if he were
having a headache.
"But you have to do it," insisted Duo. "It's a dare!"
Trowa drew Quatre close to him and stroked the blonde's
back comfortingly. Quatre gladly burrowed his head in
Trowa's chest.
"Trowa, I don't want to be Sailor Moon!" he whined.
"Hey, a dare's a dare you know," said Duo and he
recieced a one-eyed glare from Trowa. "Uh, OK then. You
can be any of the Sailor Scouts you like."
Quatre lifted his head from Trowa's chest. "OK! I'll
be Sailor Venus then!" he said in a much happier voice.
"You look much better as Sailor Venus than as Sailor
Moon," commented Trowa as he looked at Quatre's face
adoringly. "If you were a girl, you would be the goddess
Venus."
Quatre smiled sweetly at Trowa.
Wufei wanted to gag but of course he didn't. "Well, I
can't stand Sailor Moon.She's nothing but a lazy and
a whining, useless girl,"
said Wufei in disgust. "I can't believe that someone
would like her."
"Anou, actually I kinda like Sailor Moon," said Duo
sheepishly.
"Hn. That doesn't surprise me," said Heero. "Duo's
personality is exactly like Sailor Moon's. They whine
and talk too much."
"Hidoooiii!!!"
So it was agreed that Quatre would dress up as Sailor
Venus (complete with wig and accessories) the next day.
Heero cleared his throat. "We better stop our game
and sleep right now. Remember, we have a mission
tomorrow."
"Looks like you'll have to go on the mission as Sailor
Venus," snickered Wufei.
"Imagine, Sailor Venus piloting a gundam!" said Duo.
He looked at Heero and Wufei and the three of them
burst out laughing.
Only Trowa and Quatre didn't laugh. Trowa gave the
other three laughing boys a venomous one-eyed glare.
"That's not very nice," he said coldly.
Duo, Wufei and Heero were still laughing like maniacs.
Duo was even rolling around on the carpet, clutching
his stomach as he laughed.
Quatre's mouth quivered and he looked like he wanted
to cry. "Waaaa! I don't want to go on this mission!"
he cried.
Trowa pulled Quatre on his lap and put his arms around
the smaller boy. "But we need you to help us," said
Trowa. "Or else this mission won't work."
Quatre sighed in defeat. "I guess you're right."
"Of course, Trowa's right!" said Duo with a mischievous
grin on his face. "Now let's all get a good night's
sleep and don't forget to wear your costume tomorrow
Quatre!"
From out of nowhere (from behind his back, actually)
Duo produced a paper bag filled with a Sailor Venus
costume along with the uh, wig and accessories and
handed it over to Quatre.
Quatre took the bag warily. "Uh, I guess I'll see you
guys tomorrow." Then he trudged off to his bedroom.
Waaaah! Finally I have this fic finished. I think! Well, what do you guys think? Do you think that I should continue this story or throw it in the trash can??? Gimme your ideas or comments or anything! Just click here.
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