Wufei gulped down the rest of his water and set his sword neatly on a shelf. That�s when he realized he had to go- bad. It was one of those times when it wasn�t *that* big of an emergency but just enough to make you want to- eh, you get the idea.
He rushed over to the bathroom, approximately half a mile away. Now that�s a big safe house- not that some of the teammates were complaining.
Big house with only five bedrooms meant big bedrooms and big bedrooms usually meant big beds. Certain pilots put two and two together and came up with 69. The Chinese boy tried to forget about that as he waddled to the bathroom door and jiggled the knob, only to find that someone was in there. "Open up!"
"Omae o korosu." Came the nasal reply.
"Yuy, I have to go, and just what the hell are you doing in there? I know you�re not taking a leak."
The Japanese boy ignored him and went back to his glaring contest with his reflection. Shortly after Wufei gave up and left, the sound of cracking glass could be heard.
"Fine then," He muttered as he stomped out the door, "I�ll just use the one on Maxwell�s jet!"
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Black slippered feet trod on the various wildflowers as Wufei stomped through the forest, looking for Duo�s jet. Along the way, he heard several voices.
"Aw, Dad! Can I go to the bathroom now, ple~ease? I think I�m gonna hurl."
Peering through the bushes, Wufei watched five men argue. The tallest had black hair sticking out in several directions. A black haired kid with the same hairstyle, apparently his son, stood next to some short, bald guy. All three wore what looked like martial arts clothing.
The fourth man had dark eyes and wild black hair that stood straight up. He withdrew a capsule from his blue body suit and tossed it on the ground. A tiny outhouse appeared and the last one, a purple haired kid, rushed in, holding his stomach and looking decidedly green to clash with his lavender hair.
The tallest looked to his shorter friend and asked, "Jeez, what�s wrong with him, Vegeta?"
The man shrugged and replied, "Ask Gohan. He was with him last."
After doing his share of spying on them, Wufei turned away from the bushes and scurried through the forest to relieve himself.
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"HURRY UP AND GET US IN, KURAMA!!!" Wufei stopped dead in his tracks and watched as four men ran through the grass. One had slicked back black hair and the shortest one had a katana strapped to his back and spiky black hair with a white starburst mixing with the dark strands. Both were dragging a huge guy with bright orange hair who was holding himself and looked ready to pass out, had he not had to go so badly.
The last person had long red hair and green eyes. Out of nowhere, a portal opened up to a strange world and they jumped in. The black haired pilot could just hear the last strains of ranting as the portal closed.
"Just how the hell could the nearest bathroom be in the Makai?"
"How was I to know Kuwabara would need to go, Yuusuke?"
"GODDAMN KITSUNE!!!"
His left almond shaped eye twitching rather spasmodically, Wufei turned around and vowed never to play drinking games of any sort with Duo.
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In less than ten minutes did Wufei�s urge to go increase, and it did no good that Duo�s jet was two miles away. But at last, he made it, hopping from one foot to the other like some demented kangaroo. Wufei scurried into the jet over to the tiny stall in the corner, behind the gundam-sized dust bunnies and discarded manga.
He started to open the door when Trowa�s voice drifted over. "I�m already in here."
"Get out, Barton!"
"We- uh, I can�t." Inside the stall, Trowa glared at the door in annoyance as one hand busily groped under Quatre�s shirt. The other hand, which had been previously undoing the blond�s belt, was now inching toward the gun in his jeans.
"Barton!" Wufei stomped his foot and squeezed his legs together. Of course, he was completely ignored. There was a strange noise from inside the stall and a squeal slipped out. "You�re not making out in there again, are you?" The Chinese boy was promptly answered with an indignant snort.
"What do you mean, �again�?! That was Duo and Heero, remember?"
"I�d prefer not to." Another squeal.
"I�m not kidding, you two. I really have to go!"
"Use the bushes."
Wufei�s face started to turn purple as he shrieked, "THE BUSHES?!?!"
On the other side of the stall door, Trowa rolled his eyes and said rather exasperatedly, "Yes, the bushes."
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA JUST HOW UNDIGNIFIED AND- AND UNCIVILIZED THAT IS?!?!"
"Well, I wouldn�t know because I�ve never had to go that badly before." Trowa replied, even as his hand slipped down Quatre�s pants.
"Forget it!" The Chinese youth turned on his heel and stormed out Duo�s jet, just as a shriek erupted from the tiny stall.
"Fine then, I *will* use the goddamn bushes!" Wufei huffed as he got out of the jet and hopped over to the nearest available bush, about a twenty feet. Dear readers, please keep in mind that he was *hopping*, and on one leg, mind you.
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Yet again, the Chinese pilot heard some more voices.
"White Blaze, hurry up!"
"C�mon, Rowen, he�s had to go for some time."
"Well, he wouldn�t have to if you hadn�t let him drink so much."
"Sage�s got a point, Ryo."
Not far away from where he stood, er, hopped, five young men, dressed in armor of various colors were talking. Well, three were talking, the one in red was ranting, and the one with orange armor had chosen to keep his mouth shut. About five feet away, an enormous white tiger stood pissing against an unfortunate oak tree.
"Sai! I thought you were on my side!"
The one in pale blue, Sai, shook his head and raised an auburn eyebrow at Ryo, who was now turning red to match his armor.
"Fine! I�ll bet Kento�s on my side, right buddy?"
"Uh�"
Not wanting to see how it turned out, Wufei turned around and resumed his searching for a bush.
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His bladder was just about to explode by the time he got across the clearing and to the nearest bush.
One hand brushed aside the leaves, to reveal Duo already there, toilet paper in one hand and a manga in the other. The American blinked up at Wufei�s bright purple face. "Oh, you too?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The pilot turned and ran through the woods, screaming bloody murder.
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For fear that he would find yet another person in the bushes, Wufei somehow managed to hold himself off until he found his way back the safe house. It didn�t help that he had to use a river to find his way back.
After climbing two flights of stairs, he crawled over to the bathroom, which to his dismay, was still locked. "YUY!!!" The shattering of porcelain and pipes answered him. Inside, Heero smirked like an idiot when he triumphed in his glaring contest with the sink.
From across the hall, he heard a girl call out, "Wu-Chan, you can use this one!" A black haired girl with fox ears and a fox tail stood at the end of the hallway. A bathroom stall was standing in the middle of nowhere, glimmering brightly with Pocky Dust TM.
"Yes, yes!!! Finally!!!" He yammered as he pushed past LiLi and rushed in. The door slammed shut in a cloud of Pocky Dust TM and then�
"ONNA!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?!?!?!"
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Hey readers, LiLi here! I�ve had wa~ay too much writing this fic and I desperately need your support!
*Heard from the bathroom* "ONNA!!!!!" ^^;;;