::evil Heero Yuy cackle:: This is utter insanity!!! It’s probably not very well written just because I’m at stuck at home sick with a cold, so if you don’t think anything makes sense …you’re probably right!

Disclaimer: Charas not mine. Belong to those who made ‘em. Song is the B52’s "Love Shack". I don’t own that either.

WARNING: HUMOR!!! (that’s about it)…oh, yeah. YAOI, YURI, and HETERO.

Pairings: pairings? You want to know the PAIRINGS?!? BWAHAHAHA!!!…oh…you’re serious? Well there’s…4x3, 13x6x5, 13x11, 9x6, Sx5, 5x1, 6x1, 1x2, 2xH, Rx1, DxR, 13x6, 4x2, Cx3, Dx4, CxH, 11x9xS, Rx9, 3x5, 1x2xHxC, and ALL THE DOCS TOGETHER! (strange that there isn’t even any lime in this fic…)

MAIL ME!!! Give me your ideas! Mine are kinda getting…well…strange.

PLE-EEE-EEE-EEZE! Give me feedback! [email protected] I haven’t gotten any in a loooong time and I’m beginning to feel unloved. ::sniffle::

-->Ray-Chan

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road

that says "15 Miles to the…

Love SHACK!"

[Scene opens with the G-Wing cast standing in a large group by the street, thumbs out, waiting for an unsuspecting soul to pick up the hitchhikers.]

[A car pulls up and Treize sticks his head out the driver’s side, motioning for the hitchhikers to jump in.]

[The car pushes off in a hurry to get to the predestined place. A few characters pop their heads out the window and whoop at passing cars. Quatre pulls Trowa in for a kiss…and proceeds to make out with him in the back seat.]

[Treize continues driving, pausing for a moment to steal a glance at Zechs who is sitting next to him in the front seat. Treize grins a feral grin before pouncing on the blonde man, sending both tumbling to the floor below just as Une screams and grabs the wheel, swerving to avoid a head-on traffic collision.]

[G-wing charas arrive at a small wooden shack with big florescent lights on the door dubbing it the "Love Shack". Characters squeal as they race inside, knocking each other down in the process.

Dorothy pauses before grabbing a non-resisting Relena Peacecraft and dragging her into a nearby bush. Bush quakes in typical Ace Ventura style as the two girls engage in certain "activities".]

[Once inside the shack, charas generally go crazy. Duo glances around before finding Hilde and drags the amorous girl into the closet. When they emerge some time later, neither is wearing the clothes they went in with.]

[Relena quickly spies Heero (it’s as if she has a built in radar!) and she makes her way over to the corner. She glomps onto him sending both tumbling to the floor in a pile of limbs and blonde hair.]

[Wufei is grabbed from behind by a surprisingly strong Sally Po who picks him up and carries him off like a baby to the nearest bedroom. Cries of "Not the WHIP!" can be heard from inside followed by Sally’s maniac giggles.]

[Scene goes to outside the shack where Une, Noin and Sally are rolling down a grassy hill in their birthday suits. They end up in a pile at the bottom and begin to fight over who’s on top.]

[Zechs, who has been drinking all night and was pretty plastered, smiles a catlike smile at Heero. Heero, (still disheveled from his Relena encounter), eeeps and runs from the room followed closely by a very horny OZ lieutenant.]

[Noin grabs Zechs during his pursuit of Heero and places a steamy kiss on his lips depriving him of air. He passes out and she shrugs before going off to look for someone with a better lung capacity.]

[Catherine is running around frantically searching for Trowa, afraid he has already been corrupted enough. Someone has slipped something into her drink though, and when she finds him she pounces on him with a growl and clothes go flying about the room.]

[Treize revives the unconscious Zechs and they both go to look for Wufei. They find him hiding under the bed in one of the room and they smirk before crawling under and joining him. Insanity follows and the bed is seen bouncing about the room as the three move below it.]

[Dorothy begins ripping off her clothes, yelling for Quatre to touch her in not-so-nice places. Quatre gets a nosebleed and runs for a bathroom and a box of tissues, all the while screaming for Trowa to make Dorothy leave him alone. Dorothy takes up the chase and knocks down the bathroom door in her rush to get to Quatre.]

[Wufei stalks through the mess of horny G-Wing characters, searching for Heero. He finds the Japanese boy struggling to escape through a window. Wufei gives a shriek like a cat in triumph before pouncing on Heero, sending them both through the window and rolling in the grass beyond.]

[Scene cuts to outside where the five scientist are seen holding hands and skipping playfully through the field. (O.O they must be VEEEERY drunk!)]

[Duo walks into the kitchen of the Love Shack and gets a nosebleed when he sees Catherine and Hilde playing with whipped cream, licking it off from "unusual" places.]

[Heero grabs Duo by the braid and drags him to the only unoccupied three feet of space in the whole shack…the kitchen table. Table soon cracks and collapses under them sending both tumbling into Hilde and Catherine, still playing with the whipped cream. All four are soon dumping various food products on each other and giving licking baths all around.]

[Scene cut to outside. Treize is jumping up and down and screaming at Relena and Noin who are fogging up the windows inside his car.]

[Scene back inside the house. Wufei is begging Trowa to find a way out and leave with him since they are the only two "sane" people left in the whole shack. Trowa gives an evil grin which makes Wufei whimper before the banged pilot grabs him and they both tumble to the floor.]

[Treize finds Lady Une in the kitchen sharpening the knives. He approaches with a feral grin but stops when Une threatens him with a newly sharpened kitchen knife. He backs away slooowly.]

[Quatre sees Duo passed out in the corner. He quietly saunters over and steals Duo’s clothes before running away, laughing like a maniac.]

(Thump, Thump)

[Treize is pounding on all the doors in the shack and yelling at the other characters to hurry up ‘cause it’s time to head home.]

(THUMP, THUMP)

[Treize is getting pretty pissed off at the lack of response to his pounding on doors so he begins to scream at the company to "GET IN THE CAR NOW!!!"]

[Scene cuts to outside where all the thoroughly worn out charas are piling into Treize’s car and he starts up the engine.]

[Charas wave good-bye as they drive away into the sunset.]