Ain't nobody think that Une was hot
That's why we celebrated
When she got shot

She fell to the floor with a great big thud,
What was stupid was, there was no blood!

URG! That Lady in red,
I wish she was dead,
Take Duo's Scythe and chop off her head!

Hell I think they'd be happy to hear she was dead
Murdered? blasted? No Kitiana wants her beheaded
It was a damn shame to later find out that her shot wounds were mended.

When Treize died, she cried and Cried,
But now she has noin by her side,

"She died" they all said
They all thought she was dead
but ain't nobody got no idea
Than I saw her with Noin in bed!

All night they were freakin
We heard the bed shakin
Theys were at it all night long till mornin

I heard Noin sayin
"You know you want some"
Une said "If Treize was herewe could do a threesome!