Duo:HHHHEEEEERRRRROOO!!!!!!!!!
Heero:*looks up f/m lp(laptop)*What Duo.*he said monotonessly*
Duo:Come see what I'm going to be for Halloween!
Heero:Duo, this is a mission, not hallloween.
Duo:PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! The mission location is a Halloween party!
Heero:Hn, fine.
*Heero walks in to room and sees Duo in the Sexy Maid's costume! stops dead
in his tracks*
Heero:*mouth wide open. speechless*
Duo:*In a sexy pose*Well, what do you think?? How do I look??
Heero:*gaping*...
Duo:Hello!!! Earth to Heero! Hello!! Come on Heero this is not the time to go
zero crazy !!
Heero:*regains ability to move. lunges at Duo.*
Duo:*very scared*AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEERO! YOU'RE GOING TO TEAR MY
COSTUME! IF YOU WANT, I CAN TAKE IT OFF, BUT YOUR GOING TO RUIN IT AND IT WAS
THE LAST ONE THEY HAD!!!
*Heero, refrains from *attacking* Duo, long enough for him to get the costume
off atleast.*
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Quatre:So Trowa, what is this mission all about?
Trowa:I don't know, it was Wufei's idea.
Quatre:Hmmm...*thinks*I wonder what we are supposed to attain at Treize
Khrushranda's...Trowa, what do you think of my costume?
Trowa:*comes up behind Quatre, hugs him and kisses him on the neck, very
lightly* I think you'll make a beautiful angel, angel.
Quatre:*blushes* Trowa...*turns around. Trowa and Quatre kiss
passionatly...ahem...land on bed*
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MUCH LATER...
*every one is in costume, Duo in his Sexy Maid's costume complete with
feather duster, Heero in...well...his normal clothes(maybe he's pretending to
be a street fighter), Quatre as an angel 0:), and Trowa in his cirus garb*
Duo:HEY!!!! Where's Wu-man??
Quatre:O, he said he would meet us there. He said he had something to take
care of before the mission began.

*flash to Wufei in Treize's house...*
Wufei:Oh, Treize...you were wonderful...

*Later that night at Treize's...*
Relena:hmmm...now, I know I saw Wufei-san here. Heero must be somewhere*yes,
this pitiful girl is still on her relentless search for
Heero's...well...umm...heart ^^;. goes to search for Heero*

Heero:*spots the evil one, runs*
Duo:Huh?? Hey, where's Heero?
*Quatre and Trowa have gone off dancing, Quatre is an angel remember.*
Duo:Fine then, leave the hottest person in th whole room look like they've
come alone. Hey there's Wufei.*walks over to Wufei, who is dressed rather
oddly, even for Halloween.*Hey, Wu-man! what's up??
Wufei:Maxwell! Have you no...champaign?(u thought I was going to say shame,
didn't you)*Duo can clearly see that Wufei is drunk. Not only by the costume,
but by the fact that he didn't scold him for his.*
Duo:Uhmm...no. Thanks Wu-man! *gulp* So, umm..I know it's Halloween and
everything, but I got to ask. Why are you dressed up like a porn star??
Wufei:Well, I didn't have time to change into my costume before the party
began.
Duo:*looks very shocked, wide eyed. and very scared*NANI?!
Wufei:*blushes*None of your business, Maxwell. Where's Heero?
*from across the room...*Relena:HHEEERROOO!! There you are!
Heero:*mutters under breath*SHIT!! *runs*
Relena:HEEROO!!! WAIT!!
Duo:*looking very pissed*HELL NO BITCH! THAT BOY IS MINE!
Relena:I DON'T THINK SO!!!
*The Boy Is Mine plays while Duo and Relena argue.*
Relena:Duo, just face it. Heero loves me! Why would he love a baka like you.
When he could have the most beautiful girl in the world.
Duo:Tell me what she looks like and I'll tell you why, you old bitch!
Relena:*slaps Duo, song changes to Let's Get Ready To Rumble!*
Duo:*gives Relena a right cross punch*HA!
Relena:*falls to the ground unconscious*
Crowd:YEA!!!!! GO SEXY MAID!!!!
Duo:*taking a bow* Thank you, thank you very much.
*whistles from behind*
Duo:And that you too!*struts out of room to find Heero*
*Quatre and Trowa walk over to an unconscious Relena, who is being walked
over by Treize's guests*
Quatre:Maybe we should take her to one of the empty rooms, until she regains
consciousness.
Trowa:*under breath*Why? Yeah, you're right Quatre, it wouldn't be right just
to leave her here.
*they pick up Relena and carry her into one of Treize's guestrooms.*

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*Heero is talking with Treize*
Treize:So, Heero, how are you enjoying your self?
Heero:Just fine, have you seen Duo?
Treize:Why yes, just a few moments ago. He had punched out Relena, to the
delight of the crowd.
Heero:He did?! *looking half shocked half surprised* Way to go Duo!
*Treize and Heero laugh; Wufei begins to walk up and sees Heero and Treize
laughing. He thinks they are having an affair(he's drunk remember!)and runs
upstairs to the very room Relena is recovering in.*
Wufei:*sobbing*
Relena:*wakes, notices Wufei* Hey, Wufei, what's the matter? You're upset, I
can tell.
Wufei:*very onna-like*TREIZE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR!!!!!!
Relena:O, I didn't realize that you and Treize were a couple.*thinks*Is every
one of those pilots a pansy! I'm so sorry Wufei, with who?
Wufei:*still very onna-like*HEERO!!!!!!!!
Relena:WHAT?! He's cheating on me with Treize!!!!
Wufei:NO, HE'S CHEATING ON DUO!
Relena:Whatever. That good for nothing pilot! How could he?!*comforts
Wufei...by hugging him* I'm so sorry Wufei. It'll be ok, we'll get even.
Wufei:*looks up, still crying*How?
(REMEMBER PEOPLE!!! WUFEI IS DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND AND RELENA DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL SHE'S DOING, SHE'S STILL A LITTLE OUT OF IT FROM DUO'S PUNCH)
*Relena and Wufei kiss, kiss harder...(in the words of Seinfeld)Yadda yadda
yadda*
*Every one leaves, Heero and Duo go at it at home, Quatre and Trowa do the
same, however they are a little more quiet about it.*
Treize:Hmmm...I wonder where Wufei is. O well, he'll come to bed soon, and
I'll be ready. hehehehe!*walks up the stairs witha smirk on his face*
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THE NEXT MORNING...

*Quatre is making breakfast at the G-boys' home. Trowa is setting the table,
Duo is just coming downstairs with his braid very messy and undone, Heero is
busy typing away at his lp as usual*

Duo:*yawn*Hey everybody, where's the asprin, I have a bitch ass fucking
headache.
Quatre:The same place it always is Duo, in the bathroom medicine cabinet.
Duo:Arigatou, Pooh.
Quatre:Has anyone seen Wufei this morning?
Heero:He's probably at Treize's. Treize told me that they had some *plans*
last night.
Duo:AWWWW!!!! Wu-man getting some action! Go Wu! Go Wu! GO! GO! GO! GO!

ACROSS TOWN AT TREIZE'S...
Wufei:*wakes* hmmmm...Treize...that was incredible!
Relena:Hmmmm....what Heero... what did you say?
Wufei:HEERO?!*thinks*he sounds awfully girlish this morning
Relena:TREIZE!?
*they both sit straight up, look at each other...*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!