Step 1: Find an interesting Gundam character, such as Miliardo. //pulls Miliardo out for the audience to see// he glares at her evilly// she glares right back// he starts to look worried//

Step 2: Buy your own patented, trademarked Jeffery C. Chibification Realization Buster Rifle™ (or CRBR™) //Gaia whips out a HUGE buster rifle that looks like a hell of a lot like Wing Zero’s, except for the fact that it has a whole lot of little buttons.//

Step 3: Scan your target’s DNA into the CRBR™ like so. Simply point the CRBR™ at the character you wish to chibify. //aims at Miliardo// Then push the ‘SCAN’ button. A word of caution, your target may feel slight pain as their genetic material is extracted. //she shoots the rifle// it shoots out this little lightning thingy and kind of fries Miliardo// he falls over burnt to a crisp//

Step 4: Now that you have your character’s DNA you can create your chibi. Turn the knob form ‘Life Size’ to ‘Chibi’ and push the trigger. Be careful, sometimes the gun puts out a lot of force. //as she says this and pushes the button the CRBR™ glows brightly and fires a bright purple beam, the force of which throws her into the wall//

As the smoke clears we see Miliardo, from ‘Childhood Remembrances’, smiling and waving at the audience.

GC: And there you have it. A perfect chibi Miliardo. Now you may be asking yourself ‘What exactly is a chibi good for?’ Well I’ll tell ya. You see Miliardo here was not my first chibi. I need help writing my nutty fics. I also need a vacation. So I created an entire cast of chibis to aid me in my fic building. They’ll show up in the beginning of my next fic, which is directed entirely by chibi Wufei, as scary as that may seem. So until next time, BUH-BYE!

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WAIT!! DON’T GO! THERE’S MORE!

Here is some info to all my fic readers about me. ‘K, here goes.

1. Jeffery C. Incorporated is owned and run by myself and all of my chibi friends.
2. YES, I am related to Wufei. YES, I am his daughter. NO, he does not know this. I would like it that he not find out because the first question I’ll be asked is ‘Who is your mother?’ and I don’t want to have to answer that question.
3. No, I do not act like him on purpose, it just kind of happens.
4. I love getting letters from you people.
5. I am not anti yaoi/yuri, I just can’t write fics like that.
6. Yes, I am completely, utterly, without a doubt, proven by scientific fact, served time in a rubber room, pure bred, most definitely, absolutely, truly, horribly, oddly, totally, and altogether thoroughly INSANE!!

Gaia Chang