Heero, Quatre, Trowa and Duo all slipped into their costumes. Wufei scowled at them all for making him do this stupid play. After he had pestered Quatre about it for the twentieth time he noticed soon that he shouldn't mess with Quatre. Why you ask? Isn't it obvious? Trowa kicked his ass of course! He was a little upset about his lines. He had to sing about wanting a gay man, he had to kiss a gay on many accounts, and if this wasn't enough, he noticed this wasn't in the original version at all. He shrugged it off and decided it was best not to complain as he got into his rags for the first scene.

Everyone was in place and the crowd was silent. That is except for the echo of a high-pitched girl who kept shouting things about Trowa taking his shirt off�Quatre didn't seem to notice these comments�butanyway the curtain went up�

Treize felt exceptionally bored one day. ((Karosai's note: No where in comparison to me at the moment but that's all right�)) Or at least that's what his character was acting like. He had to go pick up Millie at the train station and take him to his living quarters�AKA his room, as in Treize's room. But there was no fun in that. Sure he was supposed to be there in the next fifteen minutes and take Millie home, but why? That idiot was a grown man and could walk home himself. Then, Treize heard a motivating knock on thedoor.

"Hey Treize, you in there?" asked a determined woman's voice.

A look of pure fear conquered the noble mans face. He quickly jumped out of the window and proceeded to the train station. This raised a completely new trail of questions. Why was Millie taking a train when he could have taken an even faster shuttle?

Treize started talking about morons to himself and scowled at anything that past him. That included cats, dog, people, little infants with candy, mushrooms, cantaloupes, flies, elephants, Navaho Indians, and yes, even the kitchen sink.

Finally, after walking for an extremely short period of time, Treize arrived at the train station. He saw some bum with a ponytail dancing around and singing. He started to listen to the odd songs� The boy started dancing around in his ragged clothes.

"Wouldn't it be so loverly! To find a gay man! Oh wouldn't it be so loverly! To startle the milkman! Oh loverly! Oh so loverly! It's jus a lil bit loverly! Oh so lil bit of loverly! I want to find a guy! Not just any guy! I wanna have 'im gayer then the moon! With eyes that shine like boats�err� wait that's a Mulan song! I forgot I am trying to be in my fair lady!"

"Idiot�" scorned Heero from behind the scene. "Err�"

"Skip the singing scene!" cried Quatre, as he wasflustered with worry.

"Yeah�" said WuFei turning an odd shade of pink.

Millie walked off the train station platform and walked straight to Treize. "Hello, good friend," he said in an oddly robotic tone.

"Hello Millie. Look at that boy over there," said Treize in the same odd voice as he pointed to WuFei. "He would be perfect for our language experiment wewanted to create, wouldn't he?"

"Oh�yes�uh�.LINE!" shouted Millie as loud as he could.

Trowa slapped his forehead. What were these morons doing to his little Quatre's musical? "Why don't we approach him and ask if he would like to be in our-" started Trowa in a calm steady voice. Millieinterrupted him.

"Ah! I got it! Thanks Trowa!" he said in his deep husky voice. There was another shriek from the girl in the audience. "Why don't we approach him and ask if he would like to be in our studies, my goodfriend?"

"Ah, yes! What a grand idea!" said Treize. He skipped forward to where WuFei was sitting on theground whining.

"My ass isn't even covered," he muttered angrily.

"That's because Quatre got some last night and changed the script a little. There's a juicy lemon scene in scene 2 act 3," whispered Duo as he queued the orchestra from the orchestra pit.

WuFei moaned about the embarrassment that he was going to have to endure scene 2 act 3. Oh, but that didn't last to long because both Treize and Millie broke into song and dance right next to him.

"Oh! Look at you my fair sir! If you could oh please join us!" said Treize all too happily.

"LINE!" yelled Millie through the entire auditorium. "We want to learn and grow so please help us in our-"Trowa was once again cut of by Millie.

"Thank you Trowa! I know it!" said Millie happily ashe sang that line.

Trowa banged his head on the table that held the script in front of him. He kept muttering moron so many times that the word became part of him.

Finally the odd song and danced finished and the "actors" went back to talking normally in their broken robotic tones. "Oh! But what is in it for me?" asked WuFei angrily shaking and shifting his rags to coverhis butt.

"Well you will be pampered, cared for, re-clothed, and given whatever you want," said Treize.

"And�LINE!" shouted Millie.

"YOU MORON! It's, 'And we will ensure that you get a proper education'!" yelled Trowa as he banged his headon the table some more.

"YOU MORON! It's and we will ensure that you get a proper education!" said Millie.

"Err�" WuFei's voice drifted off. He would never, ever, under any circumstances get drunk again. That's how he got in this stupid play�maybe Millie was drunk. He was acting drunk� "OK."

"Come with us then�" said Treize as he picked upWuFei. Millie walked onto the front of the stage and looked around nervously. He breathed in so much air that Quatre was afraid his lungs would burst. And if that happened then it would be the end of their play!

"LINE!" he shouted loudly.

"SCENE TWO YOU IDIOT!" Trowa yelled back.

"Scene two you idiot," Millie said calmly.

WuFei looked at Treize. Scene two was when WuFei was supposed to get cleaned up�and well�right now they were both in the bath tub together. WuFei wasn't sure if that was part of the script or not but�well Treize had been reassuring him it was, so he naturallyfollowed him.

(1)Treize's hand went down the lower part of WuFei's back. He kept mouthing that it was okay and he didn't have to worry. Soon Treize's clothes were off as well and on the side of the bathtub. On the other side of the curtain there were the shouts of many girls. (2)One was screaming about Trowa frantically. (3)An other was shouting, "COME ON DUO! SHOW YOUR HOT LITTLE BOD!" This sent red to cover Duo's face. (4) A third was shouting about Heero's spandex shorts and how useless they were. Also about the lack of them being a good thing� (5) A fourth girl was raving about Quatre and his sweetness. (6) And finally a fifth girl was talking aboutjustice and WuFei.

Heero clicked on the button for the curtains again. "It's stuck," he said again. "Yes�we know that Heero�but why?" asked Duo in an annoyed voice.

Heero looked at the knob closely. "It appears some one was� 'enjoying their own company' in this area," he stated looking at everyone. A little ways Rashid was seen zipping up his pants.

"Oh�can we do it manually?" asked Quatre.

"No," Heero stated plainly.

"But the play!" wailed Quatre.

Trowa walked into the area, tinged pink, and glared at Heero. "You moron, you can open it manually. Pull on it, how hard. Now go do it!" demanded Trowa.

"But this play sucks, there's no point incontinuing," Heero replied.

Quatre looked hurt. He didn't once say it didn't suck but he did run off crying.

Heero got a pure look of horror on his face and quickly ran to the curtains to pull them open. Trowa ran off, meanwhile, to go get Quatre.

Once the curtains opened it revealed Treize and WuFei in steamy hot surroundings. In fact Treize was molesting WuFei and the crowd was silent except for 5 giggles that rang through.

"What are you doing?" Heero asked calmly.

"Having sex you baka!" said Treize�using WuFei'sbutt.

"Injustice!" whined the poor small boy.

"Oh hush my fair little dragon!" said Treize excitedly. The entire crowd left except the fivegirls in disgust.

Treize and WuFei were eventually separated about the same time that Trowa and Quatre had come back from Quatre's bed�room. (7)They wouldn't answer anyone about what they had been doing but Duo kept laughingand saying he knew.

In the end, the play sucked and they were all forever stalked by five mysterious shadows that kept giggling and singing a yaoi song�but that is a whole new story I am to tired to tell your poor little heads. So�hope ya enjoyed the odd�short little story!

(1) This was begging me to write my first lemon�but unfortunately I have shame. (2) This is me, Karosai/Tro-chan!(3) Du-chan!(4) Hee-chan!(5) Anika-sama! (6) Fei-chan!(7) Yes, your perverted mind is correct�.obviouslypeople come on!