Gypsy: hello my very few and far apart fans. All 4 of you. I think i even know all your emails, your names and your favorite number. So if I missed someone out there fear none and send your comments, questions, ideas, corrections or even teh ever popular flame to [email protected]. All Flames will read over and over in an effort to make me a better fic writer.

Duo: How Come when i critizize you, you throw large pointy things at my head?

Gypsy: Cause you don't know the way to tastefully tell someone they suck...

Duo: oh..... Well Onto teh Fic!!!

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They were at another highschool doing another stupid mission. they were all going to their next class which was art. They all relativly liked it. Heero was taking every picture of Relena and cutting it into itty bitty peices tehn gluring it on to a collarge of guns he'd cut out of GunPowder Monthly. Duo was drawing a self-portrait of him self. Then decided he was going to draw a lot of them. But you can only make a stick person look so many ways. Trowa was doing a sculpture of a very large angel. You all can guess who it was supposed to be. Quatre was working on a very large abstarct painting and The teacher was trying to convince Wufei on how manly basket weaving was. They enetered teh classroom and when they were gonna go get their their projects from teh closet they found it locked.

"What teh Hell?" Heero asked.

'Sorry boys we're gonna have to postpone art projects today." The Art Teacher Mrs. Miller said.

"ThankYou Nataku!" Wufei said falling to his knees and pulling out his portable Nataku Shrine. He lit teh candles and began praying.

"You can pray later Mr. Chang." She said. "We have to do a state requirement today."

"Don't tell me it's another anti-violence video." Heero said.

"Drugs?" Trowa asked.

"Alchohal?" Quatre asked. He did not need to see another slide show off terrible car crashes. That one with teh little body parts over teh rode gave him nightmares for a week.

"Sex and Teen Preganancy?" Duo asked.

"Unfortuanatly." Mrs. Miller said. "This is Mr. Julliard. He's going to show you boys the video, do the demonstration speeeches and give you your free gift baskets. Now if you excuse me I have to call my girlfriend in Israel." The Art teacher left the room and a very tall and handsome man came in.

"Oh my God..." Duo thought. "And i thought Heero was the sexiest man alive.."

"Allah please forgive me. Their is a man hotter then Trowa Barton." Quatre said sighing adn leaning in.

"He's soooo Hot." Wufei thought "Wait a minute! I'm not gay. This is not supposed to be ahppening!"

Trowa and Heero just looked at their team mates with confusion on their faces.

"Hello There. I'm Mr. Julliard but seeing as we're only going to be together today. You all can call me Mac." he said.

"Mac... That name is so apropriate." Duo thought. "He can be my Mac Daddy anyday!!!"

Quatre stared and observed Mac Julliard. he was about 6"1 with dark auburn hair and the most beautiful pair of grey eyes in teh world. The way his extra tight jeans adn shirt were showing off every ripple in his body was enough to make any woman or gay man fall to their knees in a second. And not for praying or anything G rated like that.

"Alright so let's get everyones names and then we'll start with teh video adn i know it's corny but i'm forced to show it." Mac said. He thankfully started with teh table furthest away from the G-boys So Heero had time to lean over and ask Duo a question.

"What's teh matter with you?" he asked.

'Nothing Heero just enjoying teh scenery." Duo said in a trance like voice. "Isn't it gorgeous?"

"Who does this guy think he is?" Trowa saked to no one in particular. Seeing how Duo, Wufei and HIS Quatre all had teh same Goo Goo eyes.

"He's a God." Quatre said sighing again with contentment.

"Isn't he the living end?" Duo asked.

"The very end." Wufei said.

Mac finally got around to thier table. "You in teh spandex. What's your name and what do you like to do?"

"I'm Heero and I like to blow stuff up." he said harshly.

"OKay we've got a comdian how about you with the braid?" Mac said smiling his absolutely gorgeous smile.

"Duo..... And I like Good old fashioned romance." he said.

" Well that's nice. You witht eh green eyes adn teh funky hair." he said.

"Trowa and I like blowing things up too." he said harshly.

"How bout you precious?" Mac asked to Quatre..

"Me?" Quatre asked.

"Yes You." Mac said.

"I'm Quatre and I like long walks on teh beach at sunset." he said.

"And you youngman?" Mac asked Wufei.

"I'm Wufei adn I want You." he said flatly.

"Back off Bitch He's mine!" Quatre said.

"Yeah right. Everyone know's I'm hotter then you two put together in a oven!" Duo said.

"Oh yeah?" Wufei said.

"Do you two want to take this outside?" Quatre asked.

'Bring It on!!!" Duo adn Wufei said.

"Let's go!." Quatre said standing up.

"Okay boys, boys... I'm sorry that you all feel this way. but i have a boyfriend." Mac said.

"Who??" All 3 said.

"You wouldn't know him. His name's Zechs Marquise." Mac said smiling that million dollar smile.

Heero and Trowa laughed so hard their chairs tipped over. Wufei sweatdropped right there and then had to run out of teh classroom. Quatre and Duo just stared at eachother a minute and then burst into tears....

THE END!

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Gypsy: There ya have it! More insanity from me Gypsy Tollamer. Fanfic Writer!

Wufei: That was lame.... Really Lame.

Gypsy: You're just upset you didn't get the guy...

Heero: I liked it...

Trowa: So did I....

Quatre: Trowa how could you? You enjoy it when i cry?

Trowa: I do when it's teh fact you were hitting on Zech's boyfriend.

Duo: You wanna repeat that Bang-Boy?

Zechs: What about you three hitting on my boyfriend???

Wufei, Quatre and Duo: UHH! Nevermind!!

Gypsy: Can anyone say sequel??????

G-Boys: NOOO!!!!

Gypsy: I can!!!!!