Duo sank back down into his seat, grinning hugely as he reached for his Screwdriver (a drink made with vodka and orange juice, not the tool) The other boys applauded somewhat, Heero just glared. <p>
"Duo, you suck at singing!" <p>
"Like you can do any better! Hey, I thought I did pretty good at La Vida Loca." Duo stuck his tongue out at the dark haired pilot. "Hmm, who�s turn is it now?" <p>
"I think it�s time for a duet" Wufei smiled evily. <p>
"With who?" Quatre asked innocent. <p>
"Why you and Trowa of course!" Duo grinned at both of them. <p>
Quatre blushed and Trowa�s eyes widened a bit as they both frantically tried to think of any duets that weren�t lovesongs. Unfortunately, the only ones that came to mind were a very few Disney songs, and that would never do. <p>
"Umm, what song?" Quatre was bright red, he just prayed that it would be something innocent, maybe even romantic? <p>
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light!" Duo jumped up again, fiddling with the karaoke machine, then handed Trowa a microphone. <p>
Quatre gasped, that didn�t sound innocent at all, in fact it sounded kinda� erk, hentai thoughts! Hentai thoughts! <p>
Duo settled back, downing his Screwdriver and grinning at both of them as the music began. He couldn�t wait to see this! <p>
Trowa: "I remember every little thing<br>
As if it happened only yesterday<br>
Parking by the lake<br>
And there was not another car in sight<br>
And I never had a girl<br>
Looking any better than you did<br>
And all the kids at school<br>
They were wishing they were me that night<br>
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight<br>
It never felt so good, it never felt so right<br>
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife<br>
C'mon! Hold on tight! <br>
C'mon! Hold on tight! <br>
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night<br>
I can see paradise by the dashboard light" <p>
Trowa was starting to blush, who wrote songs like this anyway? But Quatre was having to lean in close to him to share the microphone and that he didn�t mind. <p>
Quatre: "Ain't no doubt about it<br>
We were doubly blessed<br>
Cause we were barely seventeen<br>
And we were barely dressed<br>
Ain't no doubt about it<br>
Baby got to go and shout it<br>
Ain't no doubt about it<br>
We were doubly blessed" <p>
Trowa: "Cause we were barely seventeen<br>
And we were barely dressed" <p>
Duo was having a hard time trying to keep from laughing. Quatre had his voice pitched high and sounded exactly like a girl! And those blushes! Bwahaha! <p>
Trowa: "Baby doncha hear my heart<br>
You got it drowning out the radio<br>
I've been waiting so long<br>
For you to come along and have some fun<br>
And I gotta let ya know<br>
No you're never gonna regret it<br>
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise<br>
It'll feel all right<br>
Well I wanna make your motor run<br>
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight<br>
It never felt so good, it never felt so right<br>
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife<br>
C'mon! Hold on tight! <br>
C'mon! Hold on tight! <br>
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night<br>
I can see paradise by the dashboard light<br>
Paradise by the dashboard light<br>
You got to do what you can<br>
And let Mother Nature do the rest<br>
Ain't no doubt about it<br>
We were doubly blessed<br>
Cause we were barely seventeen<br>
And we were barely--<br>
We're gonna go all the way tonight<br>
We're gonna go all the way<br>
An tonight's the night..." <br>
As they got to that part Wufei suddenly leaped up and shoved them. A little unbalanced by all the alcohol that had been costumed prior to the karaoke contest, they fell. Trowa landing on top of Quatre, face to face with him. Duo grabbed the microphone. <p>
Duo: "Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker<br>
going here, two down, nobody on, no score, <br>
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and<br>
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look<br>
at him go. This boy can really fly!" <p>
His thoughts a little hazy and his skin flushed, Trowa pressed his lips against Quatre�s, feeling the blonde starting to respond. He was faintly aware of Duo�s continued monologue. <p>
Duo: "He's rounding first and really turning it on<br>
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna<br>
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, <br>
and here comes the throw, and what a throw! <br>
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! <br>
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really<br>
makes things happen out there. <br>
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--<br>
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying<br>
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--<br>
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! <br>
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost<br>
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher<br>
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted<br>
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! <br>
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, <br>
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate, <br>
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! <p>
Quatre was kissing back passionately by now, his hands moving up under Trowa�s shirt as he writhed against the taller pilot. He could taste the alcohol on Trowa�s lips and that seemed to make it all the more exciting. All the sudden he was yanked out from under Trowa and the microphone was pressed into his hands. Oh yeah, the song�<p>
Quatre: "Stop right there!" ~No no, don�t stop, dang song�.~<br>
"I gotta know right now! <br>
Before we go any further--!<br>
Do you love me? <br>
Will you love me forever? <br>
Do you need me? <br>
Will you never leave me? <br>
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? <br>
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? <br>
Do you love me!? <br>
Will you love me forever!? <br>
Do you need me!? <br>
Will you never leave me!? <br>
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? <br>
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? <br>
I gotta know right now<br>
Before we go any further<br>
Do you love me!!!? <br>
Will you love me forever!!!?" <p>
Quatre really hoped the song had Trowa answering yes. <p>
Trowa: "Let me sleep on it<br>
Baby, baby let me sleep on it<br>
Let me sleep on it<br>
And I'll give you my answer in the morning<br>
Let me sleep on it<br>
Baby, baby let me sleep on it<br>
Let me sleep on it<br>
And I'll give you my answer in the morning<br>
Let me sleep on it<br>
Baby, baby let me sleep on it<br>
Let me sleep on it<br>
And I'll give you my answer in the morning" <p>
Quatre: I gotta know right now! <br>
Do you love me? <br>
Will you love me forever? <br>
Do you need me? <br>
Will you never leave me? <br>
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? <br>
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? <br>
I gotta know right now! <br>
Before we go any further<br>
Do you love me? <br>
And will you love me forever?" <p>
Trowa: "Let me sleep on it<br>
Baby, baby let me sleep on it<br>
Let me sleep on it<br>
And I'll give you my answer in the morning<br>
Let me sleep on it!!!" <p>
Quatre: "Will you love me forever? <p>
Trowa: "Let me sleep on it!!!" <p>
Quatre: "Will you love me forever!!!" <p>
Trowa: "I couldn't take it any longer<br>
Lord I was crazed<br>
And when the feeling came upon me<br>
Like a tidal wave<br>
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave<br>
That I would love you to the end of time<br>
I swore that I would love you to the end of time! <br>
So now I'm praying for the end of time<br>
To hurry up and arrive<br>
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you<br>
I don't think that I can really survive<br>
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow<br>
But God only knows what I can do right now<br>
I'm praying for the end of time<br>
It's all that I can do<br>
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!" <p>
Then they sang together. <p>
Trowa"It was long ago and it was far away<br>
and it was so much better than it is today<br>
It was long ago and it was far away<br>
and it was so much better than it is today" <br>
Quatre: "It never felt so good<br>
It never felt so right<br>
And we were glowing like<br>
A metal on the edge of a knife" <br>
They were leaned together over the microphone, lips so close, so tempting� Trowa leaned forward and kissed Quatre, long and deep, dropping the microphone. Quatre kissed back, pressing his body against the taller pilot. Suddenly Trowa broke the kiss to scoop Quatre up in his arms and carried him off, probably to the bedroom. Duo was still giggling. <p>
"Hehe, I always knew those two were meant for each other. Ok, Wu-man, your turn" Duo grinned at the ebony haired pilot. Heero had passed out on the table, snoring. <p>
The boy in question gracefully got up with as much dignity as one who is more than half drunk can muster. <p>
"I will require your assistance with this one, Maxwell" <p>
"Oh?" <p>
"Ha ha, well now, this is called the act of mating, but, there are many important differences between humans and animals That you should know about" The spoken voice on the karaoke tape began. Duo broke into a wide grin as the heavy beat of "Bad Touch" began. He wouldn�t mind giving assistance with this song, nope, not a bit. <br>