The year is 198 AC, we all know and its peaceful at last (peace girlfriend!) and what happens to the handsome....hunky....super cool.....strong......sweet(hehe)......wonderful....marvelous.....Heero Yuy?
Well he moved into a apartment in Japan where the rent was cheap and spent most of his days watching TV and spending time on the Internet. Yep life sure was boring and life was even worse whenever Relena stalked him. Today Heero was bored to death and was munching on carrot sticks and lazing around on his special couch when....KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Heero got up startled by the racket. He took out his famous gun from his spandex shorts. He crept to the door and peered at the hole to see who that person was. Sure enough there stood Relena Darlian/Peacecraft once the Queen of the World outside of his door holding a bouquet of flowers.
"Damn doesn't that firl ever give up?" he thought. He opened the door by a tiny creak."Hi Heero chan!" said Relena in a cheerful go lucky voice.
"Whose Heero? I don't know a Heero got the wrong house lady," said Heero in a low voice.
"Don't be silly Heero," said Relena and she opened the door and 'invited' herself in."Ok Ok," said Heero in dismay. "I give up! What do you want Relena?"
"Here!" said Relena as she thrust the flowers into the 'Perfect Soilder's' chest."Uhh...argiato...Relena," said Heero as he secretly threw the flowers in a nearby waste basket.
"Nice place you got here," said Relena as she 'invited' herself to sit down on Heero's special couch. Inside she was thinking, "This place is a dump! When was the last time he cleaned up this place..."
"Ok thanks for stopping by Relena now bye bye!!" Heero said opening the door so Relena could leave."Awww you want me to leave already?"
"Yes so go on off you go!"
"But I want to stay."
"Go."
"Stay."
"Go."
"Stay."
"I give up!" said Heero as he shut the door and sat next to it...just in case.
"Why don't you sit on the couch with me?" asked Relena(a perfect place to have a limey scene)
"No thank you," Heero is too smart to fool he knows whats going on in Relena's messed up mind.
"Welll anyway I was wondering do you have a.....girlfriend yet?" she asked with a huge smile plastered on her face.
Heero seemed shocked by the question. "No."
"Thats so radical! Me too!" said Relena joyfully."and you're point is?"
"Will you go out with me?" she asked with big sparkley puppy dog eyes.
".............."
"please"
"no"
"please"
"no"
"I'll pay for everything."
"no"
"Heero"
"no"
"come on"
"no"
"Heero you are so mean!!"
With that Relena ran out of his apartment leaving Heero squished behind the door."oww.." he groaned.later that night..
Heero opened his most precious thing in the entire world (besides his lap top) his booklet containing a million ways to kill Relena. He would have killed her earlier but he wanted her to die....a slow suffering death. He had so many he didn't know what to choose!
On 1,987 he wrote down: Stuff flowers down her throat
"Not bad," thought Heero. "It'd be great if roses were stuffed down her throat so she can choke on the throns and her neck will bleed and...hehehee."
1,988: Poison her tea
1,989: Bomb her house
1,990: dye her hair green
So many ways...so little time to kill Relena.....Heero the Great Relena Destroyer must strike!!! Tommorow he shall proceed his plans to kill Relena, tommorow Relena shall die....heheheheheheheheheheheheehehehe..........MOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*evil laughter can be heard down the streets and people are throwing shoes at his window telling him to shut up*
Princess Mimi: I'm innocent!
Relena: YOU!!!!!!!!!*chokes Mimi* HEERO LOVES ME! HE WOULD NEVER TRY TO KILL ME!!!!
Princess Mimi:*gasping for air* HEERO IS MINE! HE LOVES ME NOT YOU!!!!! *starts beating each other up*
Quatre: Please ignore these retarded people it seems like Mimi hasn't taken her hyper pills and I'm very sorry for the inconvience please excuse...
*Relena and Mimi grabs hold of Quatre's hair*
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please send me a e mail saying if I should continue or not
*continues beating up Relena*