I can't beleive I wrote this story.Relena dies!!!!!Well ideas come and I use them.This is a story about the GW-boys becoming...........boy scouts?Sorry if this insultes the boy scouts out there but this is a humor fic!Hehehehehehe.On with the story!(O yeah,if you have read "Another 'I've Never' Cliche" this is one of the ways too getback at the G-boys Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

The Gw-boys were sitting in their current safehouse.Heero is looking at what looks like a blank laptop(go figure),Duo is deciding what to do to Wufei next,Trowa was doing backflips,Quatre was reading while watching Trowa,and Wufei was sharpening his sword planing to cut off Duo's braid as long as Quatre didn't give him the puppy dog eyes(unresistable even too enemys) or Heero didn't shoot him for trying to touch his Koi's braid.(Hehehehehe protective Hee-chan!)

The blank laptop suddenly comes to life after being stared at for an hour.Words started scrolling down the screen.

Heero sweatdropped when he read the mission."Damnit"was all he said.

"What?" asked Duo.

"A mission that is not optional."

"So."

"We have to infiltrate a boy scout troop."

"What the FUCK Heero!!!!!!!"

Heero looked at Duo as if some naughty thought was going through his head.

"NO HEERO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wufie..........uuuummmmmmmmm...........I......mean.......Wufei....hehehe(Wufei:Onna thats the second time. Shinigami Neko:Actully its the third time Wu-boy pluse if your not careful I'll give Duo a sythe.Mwahahahahahahahahaahaha.Wufei:Never mind(under his breath)onna I'll get her yet. Shinigami Neko:I heard that and you won't get me back because I am the all powerful author Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)"WILL YOU SHUTUP AND GIVE THE INFO ON THE MISSION!!!!!!!!"

"Ok.Well like I said we're signed up for boy scouts.The tests that they have too do get in are being held at a camp ground.These tests are supposed to be very hard.When we get there we will be asigned cabins.All of us will be in the same cabin.Our counsler will be......Zechs?"

Wufei's eyes lit up.

"WHAT IS ZECHS DOING AS A COUNSLER!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed Duo.

"Mission.He doesn't know who he has as kids in his cabin.Lets let him figure it out okay.The mission should take about 1-2 weeks."

Quatre suddenly cracked up.

"Whats so funny Quatre?"asked a confused Duo.

"Well we won't have to worry about how he'll react to us being gay after all he'll be to busy with Wufei!"

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well he and Zechs are a couple didn't you know."

"NO,HOW DID YOU KNOW QUATRE?"

"Well one night I was walking through the halls and I heard someone scream.I ran to where the scream came from and I found Wufei and Zechs preforming the bump and grind."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Winner snuck up on me without me noticing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????"

"I am a Gundam Piolet,and I was trained as one even though you don't seem too belive me."

"Sorry Q-man."

"Don't worry I guess I never told you what kind of training I had."(Yes in my fic Q-chan can kick ass if he wants too.)

"Okay well lets get packing.O yeah I'll pack the C-4 this time."anouncced Heero.(o_o;;;;; hehehehehehehehe............um..........they can be very triger happy!)

With that the G-boys all get ready for their new mission.

*On the bus*

"Okay I hacked into the boy scout's mainframe and found out all the campers so far have taken at least a week to pass one test so the mission might take longer than predicted."stated Heero.

"Why are we doing this anyways?"asked Duo.

"Well OZ/Romefeller is trying to find other kids that can match our abilities.They won't recognize us because all info on us was wiped out and no soilder took the time to memerize what we look like."

"I don't know about what you guys think but it will probablly take more than boy scouts to match our abillities."

"True but OZ doesn't know that."

"Thats because OZ is the biggest baka organization."

"Just like you're the biggest baka?"

"HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Sorry Du-chan."

"You better be!!!!!!!!!!!"

The bus ride went on like this the whole way.Now for some info.The camp sight is right next to where the girl scouts are being tested.The boys and girls both eat togther.The girls are allowed in the boys camp and vise versa.There are ten cabins in the boys camp and ten in the girls.All the cabins have five people and one counsler.Each cabin has a flag of there own.The cabin groups go after eachother flag and try not to lose their own.Whichever cabin has the most flags and still have their own at the end of each week wins for that week.

*At the camp ground*

"Okay you have been asigned cabins."said the leader."Go to them now I hope you have a good stay and good luck,you'll need it!"

"Guys were in boys cabin #10,remember this during the tests don't hold back we have to be chosen so we can blow up the main bulding,"announced Heero in a deadpan voice,"sence we are working togther we have a very good chance,I repeat do not hold back but don't revel our identetes."

"Understood."replied the piolets.

"We will get more info about the camp from Zechs."

"Here's our cabin!"announced a cheerful Duo.

The five Gundam Piolets walked into the cabin with out making a sound.A shout is heard coming from the counslers seperate room.

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN TO THE MAIN BUILDING?????????????"

"Make sure your group wins."

"WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ARE HORRIBAL?"

"Than you fail the mission!"

"WELL IT'S NOT AS IF I HAVE THE REAL GUNDAM PIOLETS,DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!"

Duo choose that moment to make their presence known."Yeah you do Zechsmil!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!"

"Hiya Sally look we have a new mission!"

"Ummmmmmmmmm..........good luck on your mission Zechs, Sally Po over and out."

"Hiya Zechsmi!"

"What are you guys doing here?"

"Mission."Said all the piolets.

"Okay,cool I can complete my mission if we get into the main hall."

"We have to blow it up."

"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm................I have to put you guys to bed at a certain time if I try to you'll just kill me huh?"

"Yup"replied all the piolets other than Quatre

"No, Wufie(Oops I did it again).........Wufei wouldn't after all he wouldn't kill his koi!" replied Quatre.

"How did know about that Quatre?"

"Winner heard us went to investagate and saw us doing NC-17 activities."

"Damnit,what do fellow team mates think about us Wufei?"

"They could care less."

"Why?"

"See for your self."

Zechs turns to look at the other G-boys and sees Duo and Heero and Quatre and Trowa in a liplock playing tonsile hockey.

"What the HELL.They're gay to?"

Duo broke away from Heero an Quatre broke away from Trowa.Heero and Trowa were not happy about this an took out a gun each and pointed it at Zechs.

"Hehehehehehehehehe guys lets not be rash."

Zechs knew if they shot he'd be dead in a second.So Zechs shoot a pleading look at Duo and Quatre.