Heero and Duo were walking along the beach during the last few hours of daylight left in the day. They walked and walked, not talking much, just keeping company. They reached a grassy hill overlooking the ocean, and sat down under the tree. They were thoroughly enjoying being there together, alone, watching the sunset. Duo looked at Heero, and they both started leaning in slowly for a kiss. Just as they were about to make contact, a high-pitched very annoying voice broke the silence.

"Heeeerrrrrooooo! What are you two doing up here all alone? And why are you sitting so close? Why are you looking at me like that? That look seems to say �Watch out Relena cause once I catch you alone I�ll kill you�. But Heero, we shouldn�t be fighting at all!" Said Relena, the Queen of all Evils in the Universe.

"Relena, why are you here? I thought I told you not to interfere when we have missions. We have a mission now and you are interfering. Go away, Relena." Said Heero, trying to keep the disgust off his face as he spoke her name.

"Bye ojousan! You�d better go now before Heero decides to convince me to leave so that you two will be alone. And when I come back, there will only be one person waiting for me. So, bye!" Duo said, while trying not to laugh at the expression on Relena�s face.

"Fine, I�ll leave, but you can bet that I�ll get you for this. You have not seen the last of me!" With that, she ran down the hill into the awaiting pink limo.

"Well, she acted like the world was falling or something. I wonder why she likes you, Heero. I personally don�t think that you are her type. You�d think that she�d get it by now, but she�s very stubborn." Said Duo while watching that pink limo disappear into the city.

"She�s very stubborn. Like you." Heero said, with a trace of a smirk on his face.

"Hey! That�s an insult! How dare you compare me to her! I am wounded, Heero. My heart may never be able to be fixed." Duo said, clutching his chest where his heart was, and falling to the ground. Heero just smirked at his antics and started walking back to the hotel. "Heero, wait for me!" Duo yelled as he ran to catch up with Heero.

*The next Day*

-Click, click, click, click- Duo awoke to the sounds of a laptop computer. Heero�s laptop computer. "So, do we have any new missions? I am getting kinda bored."

"Hn. No, there are no new missions. For you, anyway. I have a solo mission tomorrow. You can hang out with the others, they should be arriving shortly after I leave." Heero replied, looking over the mission information.

"Oh, OK. At least I won�t be by myself for long. Where are we going to go today Heero? There�s an amusement park downtown, do you wanna go there, Heero? It�ll be fun, oh, but I don�t have any money. You can fix that, can�t you?" Duo asked from the bathroom doorway.

"Hn, yes, I guess I could do that. Hurry up and be ready in two hours. I�ll get everything ready." Heero replied.

"Great! I�m going to take a shower now." Duo said before entering the bathroom and closing the door. Heero got to work right away, getting them some tickets for the amusement park, and then, that done, he went over his mission briefing once more.

*Two hours later*

"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" Duo yelled as the roller coaster plunged downward extremely quickly. Heero didn�t say anything.

After riding the roller coasters each at least ten times, and eating three bags of cotton candy, and two funnel cakes, and four sodas, and several ice cream cones, and riding all the other rides, and playing games, and spending all day at the amusement park, Heero decided that it was time for them to go back to the hotel. Besides, the park was closing, and Duo didn�t look too good.

"Oh man, Heero, that was a lot of fun, but I don�t think I should�ve rode that last ride. But thanks for everything. Good luck on your mission. G�night, Heero." Duo mumbled before falling asleep. Heero carried him back to the hotel, put him in his bed, then went to his own bed and went to sleep.

"Good night, Duo."

*The next Day*

When Duo woke up, Heero was gone and the others had not arrived yet. He took a quick shower and headed to the coffee shop to get some breakfast. On the table, he had found a bunch of money that Heero had gotten for him the day before. As he entered the shop, he failed to notice the two guys that were following him. He got his food and sat down to eat. As soon as he was finished, he went outside after paying, and was knocked out by the two guys and carried to a normal, everyday looking pink limo.

*After Duo Wakes Up*

"Uhhhggg. Where am I? What happened?" Duo said aloud as he looked around. He was in a very big room, in a very big bed, and he had no idea where he was or what had happened. As he sat up, a servant rushed over to his side.

"Excuse me, sir, you are supposed to be resting. You got a nasty bump on your head and the lady of the house wouldn�t like you to be attempting to move. I will go fetch her. Just stay here, young man, I�ll be right back with the lady." She ran off to get the �lady of the house�.

�OK, this makes no sense. But, at least I got to eat before I was kidnapped. I don�t have to worry about food for a while. I wonder who the lady is....� Just then, the door opened and in stepped....

"Relena?!?! What is going on here? Why am I here? Why are you here? I want some answers, and you�d better get answering. I don�t have much patience for you."

Relena paled slightly, but recovered quickly and started talking. "Well, Duo, you were kidnapped. I am here because this is my home, and you are here because I ordered those goons to bring you here. Everyone thinks that I am in love with Heero, but it�s untrue. I really don�t like him. He�s creepy." She shuddered as if to prove her point. Duo was in a state of shock and could only stare at her as if she was crazy. "I love someone else. No one has suspected this; they were all too busy planning my wedding to that creepy suicidal maniac. However, the one I love is not he. Although, I can see why people thought I loved that jerk, because the one I love is usually near him. Do you see what I am saying, Duo?" Since Duo was still in shock and thus unable to move or talk, so she took that as a �no�. "I love you Duo. Why can�t you see tha-" Whatever it was that she said after that was not heard by the boy, who fell into a faint.

*When the others Arrive*

"Duo! Where are you? We�re here!" Quatre called into the empty room. "Duo�s not here. Heero�s on a mission, right?" Trowa nodded yes.

Wufei walked in. "Where are our rooms? This one is Maxwell and Yuy�s, right?" Quatre nodded.

"We have the next two rooms. They are all connected. You can have the one at the end, and Quatre and I�ll have the one in the middle. Let�s get our stuff put away and then go eat." Trowa said.

*At Relena�s house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena*

"Nooooooooooooo! Stay away!! I will not kiss you, Relena! Noooo... Don�t put me through this torture! I refuse! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh-" Duo�s protests were cut off when Relena jumped on him and gave him a great big long kiss. He did struggle, but she had tied his arms and legs up when he had fainted. Since her mind is so self-centered, it didn�t even occur to her that he fainted from any other reason than he was happy. He finally succeeded in getting her off him and he struggled to his feet and ran as fast as he could. Which wasn�t very fast since he had to hop around with his feet being bound together. Therefore, he was barely out the door when Relena pounced on him again, sending them both flying out into the hall. Pagan had been heading towards the room, but saw them and thought better of it and turned around and walked the other way.

"Relena, please get off of me now." Duo said, trying to come up with a plan.

"I�ll get off and untie you if you surrender." Relena said, in what she thought was a sexy voice, but it just ended up being more annoying.

"I surrender under one condition. You get me a laptop computer and an Internet connection, and leave me alone for half an hour. OK?" Duo said, hoping against hope that she would let him do that.

"Well, what do you need the Internet connection for? Tell me and if I think it�s a worthy cause, and then I�ll agree. OK?" Relena countered.

"Uhh, I need it to research, uhh, you know...." He couldn�t think of anything that she�d find �a worthy cause�.

"Ohh, I see. Well, you shoulda told me you�ve never done anything like this before. Well, I guess you could get ideas off the net, so I think it�s worthy. I�ll get the stuff in just a minute. Before I untie you, give me a little kiss... Please?" When he didn�t move to comply, she continued. "Oh, that�s right. You�re new at this stuff. I�ll just untie you and I�ll be right back with the stuff. Be good while I�m gone!" She finished untying him and gave him a sloppy kiss before giggling and running out of the room. Duo gagged and wiped the kiss off quickly.

"What did I do to deserve this..? Arrggg. Hurry up Relena, you fool. You are giving me a means to escape, and you don�t even know it. Fool. I wonder what time it is." He looked outside and it was beginning to get dark. "It�s almost been all day! The others should be there by now. I wonder if they�re worried about me..."

*The Hotel*

They were in the bar of the hotel playing 'I�ve Never' with some other guys. One was named Bob and one was named Frederiech Alexander Jr. the III, but they just called him Fred.

"I�ve never... umm.. Can I pass cause I�ve done everything.... oh wait, no, umm. Let�s see, I have never... slept with a dog." Quatre looked around to see if anyone had. Trowa also looked around, and saw, to his disgust, both Fred and Bob drank. A lot.

"Was it the same dog?" Trowa asked, not quite sure if he wanted to hear the answer.

"Same dog, same night, same time. Yep, oh, and I think there was a goldfish, too. Or maybe it was a piranha..." Then Fred passed out.

"It was definitely a goldfish. Yeah, but there was a monkey there, a smart little thing, why if you told it to it�d...." And Bob passed out, sparing the boys from hearing about what the monkey could do.

*On the road in a Jeep, heading toward the hotel*

"I wonder if everything is OK. I hope Duo didn�t drive them all insane with his endless chatter. Hmmm, I wonder what Relena meant when she threatened us. She can�t do anything." Heero wondered aloud. Little does he know that at that very moment, Duo was trying desperately to contact them.

*Relena�s house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena*

"OK, I can find them, I can find them, I can find them.... Agghhhh. I can�t find them! How can I get in touch with the guys if they aren�t online...? Hey! Email!! Yes! Note to self: Thank whoever invented email. OK now, here it goes."

"OK, that should be good enough. He�ll come very quickly; I just hope he doesn�t forget the gun. Now, send, and... I am done. I should leave Relena a message to find after I am gone. OK, WordPad, where are you? Ahh, there it is. What should I write? Somehow �Relena, I hate you and I was saved by Heero who hates your guts as well� just doesn�t seem to be appropriate. All right, then."

"Yeah, I think I am going to go to sleep now and wait for Heero to come and save me. Good night Relena, wherever you are." He shut down the laptop and fell asleep in the big bed in the big room in the impossibly big house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena.

*The Hotel when Heero Arrives*

"Duo! I�m back! Where are you? The others must have arrived by now, but then where are they? I�ll look around." As Heero walked through his and Duo�s room, he heard snoring. It got louder as he got closer to the door that connected the rooms. He opened the door, and found Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa all passed out in various places in the room. Quatre (x.x) had made it halfway onto the bed, Trowa (///.x) was sprawled out on the floor in front of the door, and Wufei (x.x) was lying on the chair. Heero looked around, but still there was no sign of Duo. He sighed and went to check for new missions. He turned on his laptop and started to get up. He was dirty and he wanted to take a shower. Someone�s voice stopped hem, though. It�s a voice we�re all familiar with. The little voice that tells us �You�ve got mail�. He went over to the laptop and checked to see whom it was from. He nearly fell out of his chair when he saw that it was from Duo. He opened it and quickly read it.

"Relena?!?! Nooooooo!! Duo, don�t worry, I�ll save you! Hang on!" And with that, he ran back to the jeep. He made sure that the gun he had was loaded, and he left for Relena�s house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena.

*Relena�s house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena, as Heero arrives*

Heero pulled up about half a mile from the house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena, so he wouldn�t be spotted. He stealthily made his way to the door with knocking out a minimal number of guards. He got inside with little difficulty, and began to methodically search for Duo. He had been looking far about ten minutes when he saw HER heading down a hallway. He decided to follow her to see if she would lead him to Duo. But, alas, she was only going to the bathroom. So, Heero started back to look for Duo, and he saw Pagan. Convinced that the old man wasn�t as dumb as he looked, Heero captured the man. In a small closet that was now doubling as an interrogation room, Heero quickly extracted the information he needed from the old man; namely, the location of Duo�s room. Now armed with a loaded gun and the whereabouts of his friend, Heero set off once again. Soon he had come to the room. Peering in the door, he discovered Duo lying in a really big bed in a really big room, which was all in the house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena. He woke Duo up and took him back to the hotel.

*Hotel*

Quatre was waking up and not feeling so hot. He went to roll over, but then his precarious perch on the bed was ruined, and he fell off. Right onto Trowa. Who yelled and scared Wufei who jumped and fell off the chair. And landed right on top of the other two. It was in the position that they were discovered by Bob and Fred, who wanted to continue their game from the other night. Unfortunately for Bob and Fred, the GW guys were not in very good moods and decided that they didn�t want any company. Especially from two guys who sleep with animals. So, after chasing Fred and Bob out of the hotel, Quatre (-.-), Wufei (-.-), and Trowa (///.-) all retreated to their hotel rooms and fell back asleep. Where Heero and Duo, who just returned from the clutches of evil otherwise known as Relena, discovered them later.

*Relena's house/ mansion/ Castle Which Holds All Things That Are Evil In The Form Of Relena*

"Pagan, what are you doing in this closet? What? Duo was rescued?!?! Noooooooo!!! Oh well. Now I can go after Howard. He was always my true love. And he is sooo cool. Pagan, I want you to find those goons I hired yesterday. Tell them I will pay them double if they go capture Howard."

*Duo and Heero�s hotel Room*

"Hey, thanks for saving me, Heero. I am really grateful." said Duo.

Heero slightly grinned. "Exactly HOW grateful are you, Duo? I�m not sure if I quite understand the extent of your gratitude."

"Would you like me to show you, Heero?" Duo asked with a grin.

~End~

Why did I end it there, you ask? Well, cause that�s a story for another day. What did you all think? Write to me and tell me how bad this sucked, or if you want, you can tell me how to improve my work!! Well, thanks for reading all of this, feedback would be GREATLY appreciated, so write to me!! ~Pilot02