Disclaimer: Don’t Own ‘em, I Want ‘em, Can’t Have ‘em, Broke.

Warnings: Shounin ai , OOC, Lemon, misuse of fruit, strong language, nosebleeds, hentai Quatra, Peeping WuFei, let’s just say this fic has everything under the sun to be safe.

Pairings: 2X3, 1X4, 5X13

Setsuna: I do not believe I wrote this! I swore I would never write a lemon, then again, I swore I would never write a deathfic and I wrote ‘Forever in My Arms’. Gee, I lie a lot.

WuFei: baka onna!

Trowa, Quatra, Heero, and WuFei are all seated in the living room of their latest safehouse.

Trowa laughs at Heero’s blush as Quatra leans over and gives the Zero pilot a **very** thorough kiss.

WuFei looked thoughtful, "You have been doing that a lot lately Trowa."

Trowa stared at him, "Doing what?"

"Laughing and smiling."

Quatra peeled himself away from a hot and bothered Heero, "I noticed it too."

Heero, unwilling to let Quatra leave him while he was so aroused, pulled the blond back down for another kiss, but not before adding his two cents.

"Maybe Duo’s contagious."

At that moment Duo walked into the room, causing several pairs of pants to get uncomfortably tight at his attire. The Shinigami pilot had not only shed his priests outfit for a pair of TIGHT black leather shorts and a black T-shirt, but his hair was free from its usual braid and flowing freely around his body.

He sent a come hither look at Trowa, "Hey Trowa, I’m hungry, let’s go have a banana."

That said he turned and left the room. It took Trowa two seconds to bound out of his chair and out of the room, "Yes Duo."

WuFei blushed hot red while Quatra and Heero stared puzzled at the door. Quatra finally turned to WuFei, "Let’s go have a banana?"

WuFei’s blush deepened, "You don’t wanna know."

Quatra climbed off of Heero and sat on the chair across from WuFei, "spill."

A suspicious looking trail of red was steadily making its way out of WuFei’s nose, "Well, you see, It started like this…."

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WuFei looked around him, good no one is here. I will get that Maxwell back for all the bumper stickers he put on Nataku. He shut Duo’s door, opened the closet and snuck in. He pulled the door shut behind him and held his sword ready, he was gonna cut the braid right off that baka. The door opened and through the slats he could see Duo come through it, he was about to jump out, but Trowa walked right in behind him, carrying a small bag. They kissed and WuFei’s jaw dropped. Oh dear….

Duo smiled as he kissed Trowa again, this was gonna be fun. He reached his hand under the other boy’s shirt and fondled his nipples, relishing in the gasp from his lover’s lips. He pulled the shirt over Trowa’s head, but left it on his arms, effectively trapping the banged pilot.

"Mine!" he whispered possessively before he attacked Trowa’s lips. He made circles on the roof of his helpless lover’s mouth before moving lower to lick and suck on a tantalizing neck, realizing Trowa wouldn’t be able to support himself much longer Duo pushed him back until he fell on the bed still trapped in his shirt. Leaving his lover panting Duo went to retrieve the bag Trowa had dropped on the carpet. He smirked as he sauntered back. He took out a covered bowl of sliced bananas, whipped cream, and coconut lotion and laid them beside the bed.

He kissed Trowa’s belly, swirling his tongue in and out of the crevice there while he unbuckled Trowa’s belt. As he pulled the pants down he kissed every inch of skin exposed, but skipping over Trowa’s twitching erection. Trowa bucked his hips, begging for Duo to give his attention to the place he wanted it most. Duo simply chuckled and pulled the pants off, throwing them across the room.

Reaching for the bananas, Duo popped the lid and tilted the bowl, allowing a good sized amount to plop onto Trowa’s heated skin. Leaning down, he slowly licked and bit off every banana slice, leaving Trowa a moaning mass of sensation.

Once the bananas were gone Duo picked up the whipped cream and poured it on Trowa’s erection. Before it could melt completely Duo dove down and took the entire organ in his mouth, causing Trowa to buck and let out a silent scream of pleasure.

The braided boy used his talented tongue to lick off the whipped cream before he once again deep throated the helpless pilot, humming softly to add to the pleasure.

"Duo. PLEASE! I need…." Trowa couldn’t finish the sentence, the sensations were too much, indeed he was surprised he could make ANY coherent noise at this point.

Duo smiled and backed away from Trowa’s erection, slowly stripping off his priests outfit. The other pilot moaned in agony at the separation before he realized Duo was coating his hand with the lotion, the smell of coconut invaded his nostrils as Duo slipped one finger, then two, and finally three into him, stretching him gently. When he felt his lover was ready for him Duo coated his own erection, and plunged into Trowa, causing both boys to shout their pleasure. Moving slowly at first but gathering momentum both boys could feel that the edge was near. Neither closed their eyes as they fell off the precipice of pleasure and sensation, they kept their eyes on one another, reveling in not only their own pleasure, but at being able to see it in the eyes of the one they loved.

Pleased and sated, Duo helped Trowa free his arms before they snuggled down close to each other.

"I love you Trowa."

"Ai Shiteru Duo."

WuFei waited until the boys fell asleep before he tiptoed out of the room, his own painful erection straining against his pants. That was the most erotic thing I have ever seen in my life, I thing I will pay a visit to Treize.

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"…And that’s what happened."

Quatra looked thoughtful for a minute before turning a wicked stare to Heero, "Bananas and whipped cream huh?"

Heero bounded out of his chair, "I think we have some in the kitchen."

Quatra smirked as he walked towards his and Heero’s bedroom.

WuFei groaned, just telling the story made him painfully hard all over again. I think another trip to Treiz’s is in order.

The End

Setsuna: I so do not believe I just wrote this ::sweatdrop:: …anywho, send me feedback and I may make a sequel, shoot, if ya want, this may turn into a fruit trilogy.

WuFei: Fruit trilogy? That is so lame.

Setsuna: ::sticking out her tongue:: nyah! Hee hee…I am so mature.