Duo's 52 Crazy and Insane Ways to Torture and Kill Relena
Duo's 52 Crazy and Insane Ways to Torture and Kill Relena
by Outlaw9413
smash her to bits with Shenlong
Catch her on fire with Shelong�s dragon arm.
Slice her and dice her with me sword (yuck :P I must remember to wash it after wards)
Cover her with gas and light her on fire with a match
Borrow Heero�s blow-stuff-up-button.
Scare her to death
Run her over with a car
Shoot her with a machine gun
Throw her off a cliff. ( I need to work on this one)
Attach some plastic exploves some TNT then push her off (much better J
)
Put her in a pit with a bunch of cobras
Throw her in a pool with man- I mean woman-eating sharks.
Rap her in duck tape break eggs on her head then drop her out of a moving car going 200 mph
Make her suffer mental pain.
Call HEERO J
Tie her to the back end of a car and then drag her.
Tie her to a railroad track (**ouch**)
Drop a king size anvil on her head
Drop her 10,000 FT out of a plane with no parachute.
Use Outlaw�s TV-Zapper and lock her in the show with Barney the purple dino. (Beware of Outlaws inventions!!!!!!) (Outlaw- HEY!)
Take some TNT light it and shove it up you know where (**ouch** that would hurt but also nasty :P)
Feed her to some man-I mean woman eating plants in Africa.
Give her to some cannibals in Africa (maybe I�ll get lucky and they�ll eat her for lunch J
)
Hunt her down.
Call upon Evil to take her over.
Trap her in a maze that doesn�t end with lots of deadly traps.
Put a Breathing mask on her but instead of oxygen she will be getting helium. (Outlaw- will that work) (Duo- it will if I want it to.)
Use Outlaw's shrink-a-ma-doodle then Squash her like a bug (outlaw-Did I say you could use that!)
Zap her with a laser.
Tie her up and then mail her to Alaska
Tie her up and gag her the fit her with a pair of cement shoes and let her take a dip in the ocean.
Bury her alive.
Trap her in a room with lots of killer spiders.
Make her watch Richard Simons
Inject her with a deadly virus
Catch her house on fir while she�s in it (need more work don�t you think.)
Catch her house on fire (while she�s in it) then blow it up. (That's much better.
Shit I�m running out of ideas. Wait that�s it put shit in her mouth and watches her choke and gag on it. (I need to make it cows and make sure it�s fresh!)
Find a Rabid Dog or animal and trap them in the same cage. (Outlaw-umm?)
Put praina in her bathtub.
Put a bomb in her toitle and when she get up it goes off ( I got this off lethal weapon.)
Throw her in a active Volcano
Drop and elephant on her (outlaw-**ouch**
Poison her food
Pour some acid in her bath.
Trap her in a room with methane gas in it light a match then run like hell (note need to make sure there are no windows and make sure the door is shut firmly.)
Tie a lightning rod to her head during a lightning storm.
Push her off a mountain.
Squash her with a giant rock.
Freeze her in water.
Trap her in a volcano (almost to 101.)
Have a tornado pick up a house and drop it on her. (Like the wizard of oz.)
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