Quatra/Trowa/WuFei- On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air

Heero and Duo are driving in a VERY nice black Cadilac, Duo leaning into the drivers seat to neck with Heero, who was driving. WuFei, Trowa, and Quatra were in the backseat singing.

Q/T/Fei-Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light

Duo- What the?

Q/T/Fei-My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

Heero- a hotel.
Duo ginned wickedly at his Heero.
Duo- What do you say koibito? Wanna stop?
Heero smirked and pulled over. WuFei- INJUSTICE! Why do we have to do this?
Setsuna's head suddenly pops out of the glove compartment.
Setsuna-You'll sing or omae o korosu
All the G boys sweat dropped. Q, T, and Fei kept singing.

Q/T/Fei- There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell

Duo- okay Dorothy Catalonia is the doorman, that is bad. Then again I get to spend time with Heero, thatis good.
Heero-hn. Baka.
Quatra hid his face in Trowa's chest as they walked towards the smirking girl.

Duo-Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way

The G boys walked down a long hallway with paintings in straight lines on both sides. All were of old menand old women.
Duo- Creepy.
WuFei- HMPH! An onna must have decorated it.

Q/T/Fei-There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

The boys jumped as the heads in the paintings come out started to bob up and down. Dorothy continued asthough nothing was happening.

Floating heads- Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place
Dorothy-Such a lovely place

Relena follows them in the shadows, she is staring atHeero.

Relena- Such a lovely face
Floating heads again-Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Dorothy- Any time of year
Bobbing heads- You can find it here
Dorothy- You can find it here

Duo and the others finally arrive at a door. Dorothy opens it to reveal a large courtyard.
Duo- But we wanted to go to our rooms.
Relena- My Heero! I have found you!
Relena is about to launch herself at Heero but Duo pushed her down when she was about to land.Duo points at Relena

Duo- Her mind is Tiffany twisted She's got the Mercedes Benz

Suddenly a bunch of Relena's admirers come out andhelp her up.

Quatra- She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys That she calls friends

Suddenly Relena's boys start dancing around the courtyard. Noin, Zechs, Une, and Treize walk out of the bushes and started dancing as well.
WuFei-Setsuna this is ridiculous!
Setsuna flies down, her angel wings flapping gently.
Setsuna- Hey Fei-chan! I am doing this for Blue Violet. I admire her work and I wanted to give her something to pay her back for all the enjoyment she has given through her fics. SO KEEP SINGING JUSTICE BOY!

WuFei-How they dance in the courtyard
Treiz/Une- Sweet summer sweat
Zechs- Some dance to remember
Noin- Some dance to forget

Duo grabbed Heero and all the G-boys rush away from the dancing psycos and find their rooms, leaving Setsuna in the courtyard. Duo pics up the phone and presses the number for the manager.

Duo- So I called up the Captain Please bring me my wine
Q/T/Fei- He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Trowa-Wake you up in the middle of the night
Heero-Just to hear them say

Suddenly the dancers, Noin, Zechs, Treize, Une, Dorothy, and Relena burst in the room along with about20 floating heads.

20 Floating heads- Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely Place

Dorothy/Une/Noine-Such a lovely Place

Relena touches Heero's cheek

Relena- Such a lovely face
20 Floating heads-They're livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise
Zechs/Treize/dancers-What a nice surprise

Everyone but the G boys- Bring your alibies

The G boys are cornered, WuFei's eye starts to twitch as Heero reaches for his gun.

Dorothy/Noin/Une- Mirrors on the ceiling
Relena- Pink champagne on ice

Treize-And she said
Dorothy-We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device

Duo reached into his braid and pulled out a lit stick of dynamite, he waved it at the lunatics in front of them. They all screamed and jumped out the nearest window. Heero pulled a water pistol from his spandexand put out the fuse. The G boys rushed out of the room, only to end up in the a weird room with pink everywhere. Relena was seated at the head of a large table, the 20 floating heads where lying on the table.

20 floating heads- And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast

Duo grabs a knife and starts stabbing Relena, shesimply laughs.

Q/T/Fei- They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Finally Heero grabs Duo and they all start trying tofind the exit again.

Duo- Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
Heero-I had to find the passage back to the place I was before

Suddenly Dorothy appears in front of them, dressed in an extremely tight hot pink uniform. Retching is heardfrom off screen.

Dorothy-Relax
Zechs-said the nightman
Dorothy-We are programmed to receive

You can check out any time you like But you can never leave

We come back to the G boys who are washing out their mouths. Finally WuFei decides he has had enough.
WuFei- Setsuna! The song is over! Let us out of here!

Quatra- PLEASE!
Heero- If I see Relena one more time I am going tokill everyone in this room.
Duo- SETSUNA!!!!!!!!!!Trowa- wait…do you hear something?
Sure enough, a hissing sound was coming from the wall to their left. Suddenly it exploded, everyone stares in shock at Setsuna, who was sitting on a crate of C4. The black Cadilac right behind her.
Setsuna- All right boys, in the car!

The G-boys hopped in the car and Setsuna drove them to spend the rest of the weekend in Vegas. Unfortunately no one noticed the 20 floating heads silentlyfollowing the car.

The End