| The Great Hall of Peanut Butter (Do not wander in here if ye have weak constitutions.) |
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| Do you like peanut butter? If you don't, turn back now and forget that this website ever existed... because you suck. |
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| If you love peanut butter, you came to the right place...the peanut butter heaven...the creamy sandwich of the gods. | ||||||||||||||||||
| "America did not invent peanut butter. In a very real sense...peanut butter invented America." ~Jimmy Carter "Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our peanut butter." ~Buddha "Peanut butter is a friend who will never betray." ~Confucius |
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| "Peanut butter is well known to be a great comforter." ~Plato | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Things that go well with peanut butter: 1. Those little crackers 2. Bread 3. Jelly 4. Chocolate 5. Yo Mama |
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| Go back to the real world...NOW. | ||||||||||||||||||