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People are stupid.  Seriously, I mean it this time.  The human race is so overly concerned about what's going on miles away from where they actually are its sad.  This might seem heartless and uncaring but I don't care. 

New Orleans is flooded with shit?  Don't care.  It was bound to happen anyway.  When I turned on the TV the first week I saw a stupid black lady talking to a CNN reporter going, "We gonna be fine...we gonna rebuild...yessum..." (she does an odd little jig).  Come on people...I tuned into CNN to watch the NEWS, not some black person jump around and do a little dance.  If I wanted to see that I would construct a time machine and go back into the 1800's, find a cotton field, and watch them dance then. 

Not only that, but I hate the people who complain about the Iraqi War. "Our soldiers need to come back...they need to come back home."
Let's use logic here and think for once in awhile.  It took eleven years before the Constitution of the United States to be created AFTER the Bill of Rights was made.  Do you really think you can whip up a Constitution in less than 3 or 4 years?  And the people that claim we're in Iraq because of oil...WHO GIVES A SHIT.  We need oil.  We don't sit on the toilet and squeeze it out our asses, so we have to find other ways to get it.

Another problem with EVERYTHING is that the airplanes have found a GREAT way to handle terrorists getting onto planes.  Let's put ordinary people's names into a computer and see if they match up with potential terrorists.  Great idea people.  One little tinny problem though...Senator Edward Kennedy wasn't allowed to get on a plane because his name matched a member of the Iraqi Army.  Wow.  Is that a flaw?  Let me put out an example here:

Woman:  My name is Elizabeth Abu.
Airplane Offical: I'm sorry ma'am, I can't allow you to get on the plane.
Woman: Why not? 
Airplane Offical: Your name ends with the monkey's name of 'Aladdin'...thats suspicious.

You see how smart this system is now?  The best way to be save traveling nowadays...is not to travel at all.  Walk you fat bastards of America.  Walk.

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