| Article of the Day People Need To Become Better Drivers Or Forget About Driving At All |
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| One of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm driving somewhere and I have to deal with bad drivers on the road. When you go out, you don't worry about how you'll drive...you worry about how EVERYONE else will. Every minute you're in the car you have to watch your ass. You can no longer be relaxed and driving anymore. You're a tense mofo holding onto that steering wheel like its the last buoy on the Titanic. The first thing that bothers me about other drivers is the: "No turn signal and slam on the brakes move" WTF is that? Me and you aren't linked telepathically...I don't know what you're going to do next, and I definitely don't have John Fuckin Edwards in the passenger seat beside me telling me each and every move you're going to make. Besides, the bastard wouldn't help me anyway, he'd probably still be talking: "Do you have any relatives whose names are Bob? Burt? Bobbie? Paul? "No." "What about Tammy? Tabitha? Torry? Tom?" "WTF dude, I almost got in a car accident and died..." That'd be my worst nightmare too...dying in a car accident and the only person to talk to was John Edwards. -The second thing that irritates me is when people pull in front of me...EXTREMELY last minute. Do you have EYES? If so...ARE THEY WORKING? Are you trying to be a jackass or is it just coming to you naturally? The third and last thing is when people not only put on their brakes RIGHT at a red light...but SLAM on their brakes like they just saw the light turn red and they're freaking out for no apparent reason. You control your car and your car isn't going to drift into the middle of the intersection by its own free will. Go back to Drivers Ed you stupid shits. |
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