Looks interesting but also stupid at the same time. I mean please, I don't want to sit in a movie theatre and watch Rachel Bilsons chest fall UP and DOWN and UP and DOWN because the drama is just SO extraordinary. The only she she does in the movie probably is scream, fret, cry, look frightened, scared...etc. WOW...talk about taking acting to a whole new level.
Visuals: C
Storyline: B-
Acting: WTF do you think?
Overall Ratng: C+
Let me pause for a moment here and go over all the other movie scripts that this one mimicks. The desperate guy trying to seek a woman but he doesn't have the finesse to actually get one? SOUND FAMILIAR? No? Yes? Well then screw you. I bet the comedy is great but watching a guy basically trip over his own feet gets boring for me.
Visuals: B
Storyling: D
Acting: D
Overall Rating: D
Its about birds...that much I know. You can't fuck up a movie with cartoon birds in it unless you're a complete and utter idiot. I'm sure its a good movie to take your kids too...with the morals that every single chlidrens movie tries to brainwash you with. Just make sure to tell you're kids that they can't fly after seeing this movie...
Visuals: A-
Storyline: It's about birds, people.
Acting: B
Overall Rating: Somewhere close to an A but not really an A.
Hmmm...I like the concept and there is a possibility that the action could be really nice. Don't have that much to say about it. Go watch it...I have no criticism...YET.
Visuals: ??
Storyline: How the fuck do I know?
Acting: ??
Overall Rating: ??
Oh hell yeah. Finally a movie that is centered around ASS KICKERY. I saw the first Transporter. Liked it, wanted some more. I did however hope that there wouldn't be little, irritating children in it...but you can't get everything you wish for. I learnt that when I asked my sister for 5 bucks. For food. But I digress. Go see it.
Visuals: A
Storyline: C
Acting: B-
Overall Rating: B+
Sounds like a snooze-fest...see it only to enjoy the previews, soda, and popcorn. Have a nice nap and have someone wake you up when the credits start rolling across the screen. WHO in their right mind would see a movie with a title like this? Unless the gardener has Uzis and a belt with grenades its hard for me to give a damn.
Visuals: B
Storyline: C
Acting: B-
Overall Rating: C+
*MUST KILL NICK CANNON IMMEDIATELY*
This movie was pretty shitty. Don't waste your time seeing it. Spend the money on gas for crying out loud.
Visuals: F
Storyline: F
Acting: F
Overall Rating: F
Oh gee...it's 'Jurassic Park' except with a TIME MACHINE!! Holy shit...I have to see this movie. YAWN. Come on people...what is with the lame ass scripts?
Visuals: A
Storyline: D-
Acting: C
Overall Rating: D