The Lame Yaoi
Yamacha heard some soft sound. He was quite sure what it was. He had just been walking through the woods, when the noise--what ever it was broke his concentration.
He didn't know why he felt compelled to find out what it was... some instinct maybe. He walked through the trees over a hill. He saw a small clearing, which was pretty enough. That was no surprise.
The surprise was what in the clearing. Or rather WHO. Yamacha's eyes widened to the size of two small saucers. Before him lay a very naked Vegeta and Goku.
Goku was sprawled out of his back on the soft grass bed. Vegeta was on his side beside the only other Sayian left in the universe, drawing patterns on his chest.
"We have company..." the prince said.
"I know."
"Huh?" Yamacha thought. Before he realized what was happening, Goku was behind him, putting his arms around the confused human warrior and smelling his hair.
"Hmmmm. Hello Yamacha." Goku said. He unbuttoned the former bandit's shirt. His hand worked downward, pulling down the other man's pants. He brushed the tip of the stiffening dick with his thumb.
At this point the human warrior could no longer contain himself. He thought of the many nights he'd spent dreaming of just such a moment with Goku. He turned his head back hungrily to the Earth-raised Sayian. Goku met his lips with his own and joined in a deep kiss. The two men's tongues wrestled wildly. Just then Yamacha felt a pressure he didn't recognize. Goku played around with the puckered entrance for a moment longer, and then pushed in one finger. When Yamacha didn't flinch, he added another, and then another. Goku licked the side of his lover's face and the entered him. Yamacha cried out a little then, but tried to force more of Goku into him.
Goku smiled, then looked over at Vegeta. "Bitch! Get over here"
Vegeta nodded obediently, and walked to Yamacha. He kissed the human man and then knelt down. The prince took the bandit's length into his mouth, and and sucked slowly. As he did that Goku started to thrust in and out of Yamacha.
The assaulted one screamed in pleasure. He ran his fingers madly through Vegeta's hair and couldn't seem to catch his breathe. He could feel himself start to cum, and Goku actually did.
Vegeta sucked really hard once more and Yamacha released his seed into the prince's mouth. He feel over exhausted.
"He's going to be fun, isn't he, Veggie-chan?"
"Yes, sir."