By: Araya

*Around the circus…*

Trowa is laying in his trailor almost fast asleep with Heavyarms outside his window playing a giant mechanical violin. The music the gundam is playing isn’t the best but it’s soft and soothing. Soon Trowa falls asleep and Heavyarms snickers, putting away its violin. Heavyarms gets up and walks away from the trailors and the circus altogether. Soon Heavyarms is in downtown North Bay. He looks around and finds a high ledge. The gundam walks over and steps up onto it. In a few minutes, mobile suits of every kind show up and gather around the gundam. Each suit appearing to belong to different organizations and have no pilots. A few minutes after the suits arrive, the street lights (apparently they're all colourful) shine onto the gundam. Music starts, (from where, I don’t know) and Heavyarms begins to dance to the music. All the suits begin to cheer happily for the gundam, some even putting money into a cup at Heavyarm's feet. The gundam's chest gun ports open and he shoots around the crowd, missing some of the suits by mere inches. It dances like this for a while until the bullets run out. This goes on for a few hours, and by that time some people from the city have joind in the croud of mobile suites, each person trying not to get stepped on by the huge suits. Soon after that, another mobile suit comes up and all the dancing and music stops. The new mobile suit was painted black and white. It looks at Heavyarms and shakes its head. It walks over to the gundam and takes it by the hands.

"I will have to arrest you for illegal dancing, indescent exposier, and for disturbing the peace." The ‘police mobile suit’ explains, taking Heavyarms away.

The suits around throw their popcorn at the ‘police mobile suit’ and yell curses at it.

Soon, Heavyarms is thrown into a giant cell.

Trowa wakes up to a phone call. He gets up and picks up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Troooooowa…."

"Heavyarms?" Trowa looks out his window and looks around for Heavyarms but can't find it "Where are you?"

"I’m in jail, charged for indescent exposier"

"…"

"I need you to get me out of here"

"…"

"Trowa? Trowa?"

"…no…" Trowa hangs up the phone.

"Trrooowwwaaaaaaaa… This is my only phone call! Trowa!…." heavyarms looks at the phone and then at the ‘police mobile suit’. He hangs up the phone and walks back into his cell looking very down.

*An apartment building*

Duo is fast asleep in his humble apartment building, and Deathsythe is ‘supposidly’ sleeping outside in the back yard. The gundam is seen in the streets bored out of its mind, and all-of-sudden sees Duo’s red corvette. Deathsythe takes the corvet and starts playing hackysack. Deathsythe stumbles over to the Maxwell church. Playing its game of hackysack, the gundam didn’t notice another car in its path so it tripped and landed right on top of the church.

The church exploded along with Duo’s now banged up corvette. Deathsythe was unhurt but was so surprised that it layed there not moving. After a while, the gundam gets up and looks at what it had done.

The Maxwell Church stood crumpled on the ground, flames from the explosion engulfed it. The corvette was laying near the middle of the ruined church. More flames surrounded the car.

Deathsythe, feeling very uneasy, starts to creep away slowly.

Duo wakes up suddenly hearing a huge explosion. He gets out of his bed and looks out his window. Seeing the flames coming from some where near the Maxwell Church, he runs out his front door and down to the main lobby. He runs outside in his underwear and over to were his church was. When he sees the church up in flames, his eyes go wide.

"M…m…my church…"

Duo notices the faint red metal in the fire

"M…m…no! My corvette!"

He takes a step forward and falls into a not so steep, big round oval hole. His face lands in a mud patch. He gets up and examins the not-so-steep hole.

"A foot-print…?" With further examination he finds out it’s a gundam foot print.

"A gundam print?" Duo looks up just in time to see Deathsythe sneaking away.

The pilot grumbles angrily and gets up onto a fairly high ledge and yells, "I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF DEATH ONCE AGAIN!"

He trips and falls backwards into the print.

"Ugh……..DEATHSYTHE!!!" Duo jumps up and runs after the fleeing gundam.

*Somewhere in the desert*

Quatre is sleeping in his really big house while Sandrock is walking around…. Quatre's really big house. One of Quatre's flamingo's flies over and above the gundam and poops on it. Sandrock looks at the filth in discust and desides to go clean off. It takes off and flies away into the night.

Soon, the gundam comes to an island that it has never seen before. It lands on the beach and looks around. Sandrock sees nothing of importance so it steps into the water and starts to wash off. The gundam goes farther into the water so there is some depth. It stands there washing some more until it's done. The gundam tries to walk out of the water but can’t seem to move. It looks down and sees that its feet are buried deep into the sand.

"Crap…"

The gundam tries again to escape the sinking sand but ends up sinking more.

After awhile, Sandrock is no-where to be seen.

Quatre gets up really early in the morning and looks out his bedroom window, expecting to see his gundam, but sees nothing.

"Sandrock…?" he opens the window and looks around some more. "Sandrock?"

He goes out and onto the property were the gundam was last. He paces up and down the land looking for it. When Sandrock is not found, Quatre goes back up into his room and starts to create a poster…

When it’s done, it reads:

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY GUNDAM?

IT’S BIG AND MADE OUT OF METAL. IT’S VERY NOTICEABLE. IT’S CALLED ‘SANDROCK’ IF FOUND, PLEASE CONTACT ME…REWARD OFFERED"

He walks outside with lots of those posters and posts them everywhere around town.

*Where ever Deathscythe is*

Deathscythe is seen flying over to an island. It lands and walks over to the beach. As it walks, the gundam trips over a some sort of sandy rock and falls face first into the sand. The object was in fact the top of Sandrock's head. Now, Deathscythe is laying in the sand and is slowly rusting because there is something in the water around here. Sandrock is not affected by this fast-rust stuff because he’s under the sand.

Quatre some how comes onto the island and covers Deathscythe with his posters and leaves.

*in Heero's apartment*

Heero is sleeping like all the other pilots were, and his gundam is outside. Wing Zero is bored of having a silent, suicidal pilot and likes being noticed when it’s not working. The gundam goes into a secret door in the back of the apartment and walks into a mobile suit kareokee bar. The bar was full of suits of every type. Wing Zero walks over and sits at a table and gets some drinks, listens to the suits sing and other stuff. After a while, the gundam gets tired of sitting and goes up to sing.

Wing Zero looks through all the songs there was and picks one. The gundam starts singing the ‘I will survive’ song.

Heero wakes up suddenly. Getting out of bed, he kneels down and puts his ear to the floor and listens to the music downstairs.

"wha…?"

He goes outside and follows the sound of the music. Soon he comes to a secret door. Heero pulls out and checks to see if his gun is loaded (stupid Heero). When he sees that it is, he opens the door and walks in.

The first thing he sees is Wing Zero, up on the stage, singing. The gundam is surrounded by other suits, all listening to Wing Zero.

"Omae o korosu, Wing Zero" Heero says, giving the gundam his death glare. He walks out of the bar.

Wing Zero stops singing and looks at the now closed door "Heero? Where’d you go? Why’d you go?"

The gundam gets a score of only 13 because it stopped in the middle of the song.

*On the island*

Duo manages to follow his gundam to an island (still in his underwear). He walks around it once and comes to the place were Sandrock is buried and Deathsythe is laying. He walks over to the rusted gundam and looks at one of the many posters covering it. Duo blinks in surprise when he turns around and trips over the tip of Sandrock's head.

"wow, …ow…damn gundams and their late night activities."

He gets up and finds his way to Quatre's place.

*Somewhere in the woods*

Wufei is sleeping in a little tent somewhere in the woods. Shenlong/Nantaku is just getting up from a midnight nap. The gundam looks around and notices that its under a cover and is in a moving truck. He tries to get up but is strapped down.

After a while in the truck, Shenlong/Nantaku find it’s self in a club full of women. Signs all around the place tell the gundam that this is a women’s rights club. The women are all siting, talking, some even sitting on the gundam. One of the women walks over and unties Shenlong/Nantaku who sits up and gets a better look around. All the women come over and starts touching and tormenting the poor, helpless, scared-to-death gundam. At some point in this torcherouse few hours, Shenlong/Nantaku yells out the word ‘INJUSTICE!’

After a few more hours, the poor gundam began to calm down and began to understand what the women where up to and how they intend to change the way some people (Wufei) think of all women.

When all the women finally released Shenlong/Nantaku, the gundam goes back to Wufei’s small little tent and starts putting up a bunch of the women’s rights posters.

Wufei wakes up and rolls to his right and falls of his small bed. He looks up and sees his gundam putting up posters in his room. He gets up and looks at what the posters are for. He finally looks up at the gundam and glares at it.

"Nantaku! How could you! This is INJUSTICE! My own precious Nantaku turns against me!..."He continues like this for a few more minutes… or hours…

When Wufei is finally done and Shenlong/Nantaku is finished putting up the posters, the gundam leaves.

Wufei looks around his tent in disgust. After a few minutes of nothing but staring, he got an idea. Wufei got out a box full of explosives and set them up all around the tent. After he was done, he left the tent holding a trigger. When he was ten miles away, he took one last look at the tent then pressed the red button and both the tent and Shenlong/Nantaku exploded.

Wufei turns suddenly and looks at his gundams burning remains.

"NANTAKU! I am so so sorry! Why did I have to take this stupid remote? It was your self destruct button!"

Wufei falls to the ground, crying on his knees, squealing like a little girl.

THe eND

There, I’m done and I’m happy now. This thing took me half an hour to write and that should explain the crapyness of this thing. E-mail me at [email protected] Well, chow-chow!

Tyria Stryke, Co-author and personal spell-checker/teacher to Araya's notes, Correction, the fact that you wrote this in half an hour explains the unbelieveably poor grammer! The fact that we made the fic idea int under 20 min. while hyped out on caffeine and sleep-deprivation explains the horrendous plot! And Araya-chan? Remember Sid? Now it's time to learn when and when not to use E's...

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