LETTERS FROM TRISTA II

by Raleena

Last time on LETTERS FROM TRISTA I

THE EXTREMELY DRUNK HEERO YUI KISSED TWO OF HIS FELLOW GUNDAM PILOTS.

Duo: Ok, I'm gonna pull the trigger.

(Raleena Peacecraft jumps into the clearing.)

Raleena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(She pushes the Unbelievably drunk Heero out of the way. No one pulls the trigger.)

Heero: RALEEEEEEEEEEENA. R A L E E N A!!!!!!!!!!

Raleena: Is he on something?

Duo: He claims it's his love of life.

Raleena: What in bloody hell'd ya do to him?!

Duo: Oh, we raped him a couple times, forced him to blow us,...

Raleena: EW! That's disgusting! Did you really?

Duo: NO!!! That IS disgusting! We tried to kill him for kissing us.

Raleena: He kissed you?!

Duo: Yes!

Raleena: Gimme that gun!!! (She takes Duo's gun and levels it at Heero's head.

What will happen next? Find out on LETTERS FROM TRISTA III

Dontcha hate it when they say, TO BE CONTINUED...