LETTERS FROM TRISTA I

by Raleena

Heero: HI EVERYBODY!!!

Duo: What's wrong with him?

Quatra: How should I know, I'm not a super-genius.

Trowa: Yes you are.

Quatra: No I'm not.

Trowa: Yes you are.

Heero: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY!!!

Duo: I think he's on something.

Quatra: Trowa, you ask him.

Trowa: OK, Heero, what are you on?

Heero: MY LOVE OF LIFE!!!

Duo: He really is on something!

Trowa: Tell me about it.

Duo: Hmmmmmmmmmmm... That's really weird.

Quatra: Thanks for your insight mr. Super-genius.

Duo: I am not a super-genius.

Quatra: Yes you are.

Duo: No I'm not.

Quatra: Yes you...

Heero: BE HAPPY!!! (He kisses both Duo and Quatra on the cheek.)

Duo: You wanna kill him, or can I?

Quatra: Let's both do it. (They each point a gun at Heero's head.)

Is this the end of the extremely drunken Heero Yui? Find out in part II of LETTERS FROM TRISTA!

To be continued...

(Short, ain't it?)