Welcome to the legendary hidden page, famed in song and story!

I've won! I've won, I tells yaaararargh!

Here's yer family. P.S. I touched your pressure point. That's why your head's bleeding.

I should've known I wouldn't've got away with crossing Goodwin!
Your Hokuto Shin Ken is no match for my Sohcahtoa!

That's what I get for masturbating so much...

Aw sir, we wur only dummy fightin'!

John Clark

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