Mathew says...

I'd just like to say that i went to the site today (For the first time in a 
while) and upon reading your movie reviews and seeing

'It's crap, in a funky skillo sort of way.'

I nearly came myself with joy.

How completley excellent.

Thanks Mathew! I'll try to keep 'em coming at ya, right in yer face, in a suitably skillo manner.
-Andy

Amanda something-or-other writes...

You bear a striking resemblance to me. Are we by any chance related?
I think I should be told.

Upstart! I'm much better looking than you. You look more like Jabba the Hutt.
-Andy

[email protected] says...

milky cheesy creamy dairy produce hee haw screwed yer maw

Glad you liked the site, Creamy!
-Andy

Martin C says...

oh onimpotent one. in FIst of The North star what does the flying
swalow flowing dans move do it niver makes any sens to me..

I'm glad you asked that, Martin! This move, also known as Hien Ryuubu, comes from the Flying Waterfowl Fist style, the most beautiful Nanto style. This style slices its victims to ribbons and has several aerial techniques.

There are 108 styles of "Nanto Sei Ken" (South Dipper Holy Fist). This style focuses on destroying from the outside. These styles mostly concentrate on stabbing or slicing. There are six primary Nanto masters, Nanto Roku Sei Ken, to correspond to the six stars in the Nanto constellation. Originally they were formed to guard the six gates at the emperor's palace. The Nanto Rokusei Ken broke up when Yuda went to join Raoh.

Other Nanto practitioners include Amiba, the Golan Colonel, the knife-jugglers Beji and Giji, and the Harn Brothers Gil and Hazu.

The Flying Swallow Flowing Dance attack has the interesting effect of slicing hawks into pieces in mid air.
-Andy

Martin C writes again...

thanks big cheif

Nae bother, wee man.
-Andy

Stephen Hughes writes...

I RaRaRasputin, have viewed this page, it is good, with reviews and 
pictures galore.
Hokuto Sympathy Fist yo mutha' !
How does that feel???

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...etc.

Hmm... I don't agree.
-Andy

Peter Meldgaard writes...

Hey Andy!

I've read all of your low-pass comic strips, and I thought the Biscuit 
Game 
rules were that the first one to miss the biscuit had to eat it, and 
not the 
last one to come..

Hahahaha.. I made a Wartottle ass rape a Charmeleon in Pok�mon Design 
Studio.

Later!

~Peter

There is a lot of confusion over the complex rules of the Biscuit Game. Take it from an expert, it's the last one to come who gets the grisly task of eating the target biscuit. Playing by your rules doesn't make any sense at all: what if no-one missed? Nobody would lose! Where's the fun in that?
-Andy

Russell Crowe writes...

I won an Oscar just for flexing my biceps a bit and am worth untold millions.
Meanwhile, you're a pathetic, middle-aged film critic.
I know which of us I'd rather be.

Sob. Hurtful bitch.
-Andy