Whit you growlin' at?

The power of Christ compels you!

If it's secret and it's elite, then it's got to be ("Good" - Ed.).

There's nothing like masturbating with a crucifix to kick-start your day!

When I said go screw yourself I didn't mean it literally...

If I pretend I haven't seen the clickie, hopefully he'll walk right by.

Ho ho. Apparently some people actually paid to see Twister.

I have to build an air filter with 2 ice-skates and a couple of cardboard boxes? Oh wait, that's Apollo 13.