michael

"Mr Saturday Night"

Michael "Mr Saturday Night" Panayotou: While being Antonio Banderas's double on the big screen Michael can also be seen every weekend on top kids show "Balamory" - the producer claimed they never saw someone wash a car so convincingly with cameras on them. Not to be held back Michael is also working on his own musical - "Money", which rumour has it, is inspired by a local tycoon.

N.B. Michael isn't black.

Michael is seen here in his youth without his trademark beard. In his school days michael had a few noteable girlfriends.

He is pictured (right) with Kenny Turnbull (now a famous Matador in Spain) and one of his ex-girlfriends - June.

The couple lasted a while until June ran away with "Mac The Knife".

Another picture from the past.

"Australians' wouldn't give a Castlemain XXXX for anything else"

Well I think in this photo Michael is trying his best to give a Castlemain XXXX to shut Debbie the XXXX up! He may even have smashed the can over her head as a temporary solution to the problem.

What is noticeable is the position of Debbies right-wrist - was this a sign of what was to become of her?!?!

Back to the present. Here is Michael with Kerrie-Anne, the girl he once refered to as "Head-buster".

Not really too much to say about this picture. It was taken on Kerrie's birthday.

Another photo from Kerrie's birthday.

The "Fly Cunt" and the "Wee Cunt" in a rare photo opportunity.
DDP springs to mind due to the brilliant white grins.

It is important to note that Michael never slept with the person in this picture.