| Neil "Dragon"Morrison |
| Neil Morrison has had a chequered past since leaving the confines of Mull. He started off studying music in Stow College in Glasgow. This was where he met up with 4 like mind minded musicians and formed the progressive death metal band called "Blood". Neil used his keyboard expertise and dulcet voice on such tracks as "I'm Gonna Fuk Your Baby, Baby", "No Kissin Just Gropin","I Used To Like You", "I Had Your Ex Burd Up The Arse" and "Beverly Hills Cop Redux". The album "NJC Fist" never made it to the charts and following a court case the band are currently working on solo projects. |
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| After the disappointment of "NJC Fist" Neil became disillusioned with the music industry and decided to use his people skills to run an Escort agency "Look At The Nick Of You". He attained success in the beginning with his one man outfit but when he tried to expand he was let down by his Saudi backers and found he could no longer charm like he used to. To the left is a picture from the "News Of The World" special "Sleaze If You Pleaze" |
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| Not one to be defeated, Neil put his little setback behind him and decided to reinvent his image. Spotting an opening in the market he started up a "Bird Growing Factory". This stroke of genius can about when he was walking around a pet shop with a plastic bag looking for for a hamster or similar small rodent. He recalls "I was walking down the pet bird aisle and I saw a box of bird seed, so I thought why don't I grow birds and sell them". Months later, after planting numerous boxes of bird seed, Neil's hard work still wasn't paying off so he consulted an expert in the field. He was quickly shown the door and to this day can't understand why the bird seed didn't grow into fully fledged birds. |
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| "Where's the Budgie?" |
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| Here is one of Neil's Ad's for his escort agency. The "Baby-faced Gigolo" Neil Morrison was fond of a bit of rumpy-pumpy with the ladies and was never shy of the camera. Now he has become infamous in the male escort service despite his big white arse. His moto always was "practice on the stinkers so that you'll be good when a decent bit of stuff comes along" Thanks go to Simon for the photo as he never stops whining about the fme taking credit for it. |