Government

Socialism: You have two cows.
You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows.
The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism: You have two cows.
The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy:You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays
you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism: You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.

Coporate: You have two cows.
You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows
and then act surprised when it drops dead.

Democracy: You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both
in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only
one cow which was a gift from your government.