KEEPIN' IT KODOS Bart: Am I the only one in horrible pain? Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it! Kang's hairnet Bart: Cool, I'm vomit! Marge's hair on the plate THE NED ZONE Ned: Concussion-diddly...ridge-doodly...injury-bodily... Dr. Hibbert injecting himself Ned: C'mon, Ned. Just because you foresaw Dr. Hibbert's death doesn't mean you can see the future! Moleman hanging from the telephone wire Ned: You die eating a submarine sandwich. Homer: What kind of bread? Ned: Country parmesan. Homer: Woo hoo! Homer's eyeballs Lisa: Remember the family motto: "Not in the face!" Ned shredding the gun Ned: I've gotta find Homer! He's gonna blow up the whole town! Lenny: Well, you gotta take the bitter with the sweet! Homer's tongue hitting the button Homer: Sure is taking me a long time to press this button! The garage in heaven Marge: Homer, I'm so mad at you! I'll bet you blew up the town just to get out of cleaning the garage! God: Homer, it's time you got what's coming to you...your frisbee! FOUR BEHEADINGS AND A FUNERAL English Whore: That's not a snog! SCOTLAND YARD - OUR MOTTO: "WHAT'S ALL THIS, THEN?" Apu: I am not a killer! I am but a humble purveyor of disgusting English foods! The Pimple-Faced Teen as Peter Pan Wiggum: We English sure eat crap! DAUNTING DEEDS: ALONE AGAINST THE DODO KING Comic Book Guy: You may touch my curios, but not my oddities, and show judgment with my gewgaws! The Flanders' shrunken heads ("I only told the natives they were having sex the wrong way!") Homer: I'm not a murderer, I'm not! And I've never known the pleasures of a woman...or a proper eating apple! THE OPIUM DISTRICT - WHAT HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE Wiggum: Ew! There's cheese in my eel pie! Homer throwing the opium addicts Ralph's Opi-O's Wiggum's unfurling muttonchops The Victorian spaceship IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST Homer: Shrink ray? Oh, there's always something else to buy! The Vagrant Translator Burns: Stop that! The felt is slicing through me! Burns' forked tongue Frink: Let the commencement beginulate! The retro-virus Homer: has science ever kissed a woman? Or won the Super Bowl? Or put a man on the moon? The giant marshmallow ("Boy, when God closes a door, He sure opens a window!") Marge: Where'd you get that rib? Homer: There's a whole rack of them over there. I only ate two of them! Homer expanding inside Burns Marge: Bart! Stop that! You're a guest in Mr. Burns! The dance number at the end Homer: You don't want to piss off a man who can kick you in the groin from the inside! Homer: I need a hole for my mouth...and some other holes.
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