Josh: Now don't go firing that thing, I just wanna show you something
(Josh hands her the wanted poster)
Josh: I must say the likeness doens't do you justice.
Cody: Put on you hat and be on your way Mr McCoy.
Josh: Only if you put your clothes on.
Maggie drops a whole bunch ravlio cans in the grocery store.
JP: (hands her a can of Ravlio) Your Ravlio ....(picks up another one)
and.... your ravlio ... (picks up another)and.... Oh my goodness!... Its ravlio
Maggie: How does someone get to know you better?
JP: For you it'd be easy.
Maggie: Good, have dinner with me tonight.
JP: Oh, okay ... let me guess... Ravlio?
Jake Dunmore: I don't even know why do you keep doing this stuff, working church....
Sandra Dunmore: I like to do good actions, to help. Besides there's a lot of stuff to do, now that Ben is dead.
Jake Dunmore: Sandra, we killed Ben.
Sandra Dunmore: So, Why does Rev Finlayson has to suffer
Joe: The Martian's has landed. They want our women.
Reeves McCree- It shames me to be a son of a pig.
Eamon McCree- You'll grow out of it. Just thank your stars you weren't born a half-breed like your demon sisters.
JW: How many beatles are there?
KD: Three.... and Ringo.
(Kyle runs into a back of a guy's car and a crowd gathers)
Driver: Didn't you see the stop sign?
KD: That's my song!
Driver: Well, thats my car!
KD: Thats my song playing on the radio!
Driver: You wrote that song?
KD: Yeah!
Bystander: You're a better songwriter than a driver.
KD: Thats my song!
Bystander: That songs alright.
KD: Kinda makes yah wanna pat your foot, doens't it?
Bystander: You shoulda patted the brake one time.
KD: That's my song!
Bystansder: You got two hits in one day!
LLL: Hey Kyle Davidson!
KD: Hey Linda Lue, is that you're pretty face I'm seein'?
LLL: Well, it ain't nobody's butt.
KD: I'm going to go write some more of those good songs.
MP: Yeah, write a good one for me.
KD: I write them *about* you..
KD: You want me to tell you how I feel about you?
MP: Yeah.
KD: Okay, okay. Uh, sometimes you hear a song on the radio and its just the song you want to hear right then, and then it's over and you're just glad you heard it.
MP: And I'm like that song?
KD: No, you're nothing like that song. You're like if that was the only song in the world that I could hear for the rest of my life. You're that song.
LLL: You know Kyle Davidson, there's something you never knew about me.
KD: What's that?
LLL: (She kisses him) You could have had me for a song.