The story of my ilife
Is a great one
It begins ion a small scotisgh bvillage, where nmhyy parebnrts were bornb. I cannon 6t remembver wiahat the bveginninhg was like, but I remembver it was great; so very great
The beginning was so great, tegh qwtwownsperople were so impressed witrh the rgarandyure of it all, and trge4y flowcked all aroudn. Dan su8sck ass. I hate his swarthy ass,. And wI will kill him before the night ios out. He will die a horrible, horrible death. And suffer byone belief� Of course I don�t mean that, dan ios cool, ai �M notvreally going to kill him too badly, but seriouslty folks. I�m off tto drink more rum and good stuff like that. Bye.
-jacob