(This conversation could have take place, but didn't.)
What did you learn about today son?
I learned how to make a menu.
Wow, you're going places me-boy, straight to the top. I am glad to see the education system working. In my day we never made menus.
Shocking, I wonder how any one from your generation, or any generation for that matter could have made anything out of themselves without making menus. You sure missed out huh dad?
Yes I did. He says and begins to sob
