Two individuals reunite in this ribald story of love, lust and masturbation.

Seth Michael sits on his front porch thinking about the girl he often thinks about. The girl he fell in love with as a teenager – the girl whose parents cut their vacation short and returned home after sensing correctly that their daughter had been defiled. A rough 2.5 seconds in an abandoned house where they both lost their virginity. That was 11 years ago. The girl, the beautiful Arabian goddess Adi Husayn, is back in Ohio to see Seth Michael one more time before her wedding. But will true love prevail? Will Adi stay or will she return home to Kentucky? Full of uproarious asides on everything from the treatment of the elderly, race issues, religion, and homo/bi sexuality, Oddly Huge: The Ultimate Story of Ultimate Love is frank, rude, and almost like nothing else in the universe. Ever.

And it’s a parody of The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks. Ever.