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:: About Shoshi Eggshell |
Name: Shoshi Eggshell [View Picture]
Real-life name: Alex W.
Position at SWR: Reviewer, Writer
Contact: [email protected] (E-mail and MSN Messenger), SimplyDoomed (AOL Instant Messenger)
Age: 17
Height: 6 feet, two inches
Weight: 125 lbs.
Ratio: .592 (I'm fairly skinny indeed.)
Brief Summary: Almost always willing to crack a poorly crafted joke at just the wrong time in a hope to raise spirits, Shoshi tries not to let the weight of the world get him down. Usually found hiding from his arch nemesis (sunlight), Shoshi wastes too much time on the computer and takes his Game Boy Advance SP almost everywhere. He’s more than just a bit eccentric, but it really doesn’t matter to him as long as he’s in good spirits!
Character Summary: I actually have no idea what a character summary is. So uhm… we’ll say… Shoshi is… a swell guy! Oh boy! Gee golly!
Hobbies include the following...: Laziness, Nintendo, watching movies, drawing comics no one will/should read, and uhm… wearing pants. No joke.
Likes...: Movies. A little too much in fact. Video Games (obviously).. And all the other stuff I’ve probably mentioned. OH. FERRETS! Perhaps even bioengineered super robo ferrets.
Dislikes...: THE SUN! I mean, okay, I know why we need it. But couldn’t it be a little more friendly to me? He’s done nothing but pick on me! So I ran away and cried instead of fighting back, and now he thinks he can just push me around. Yes, well, I’m plotting something, Mr. Sunshine.
Is okay with...: Anime. Some of it’s great, a lot of it sucks, and quite a few fall in between. Also, TV. Most of the shows suck like really hard-like. But there's some good.
Favorite Games off of the top of my head: (In no order of importance whatsoever)… Super Metroid, Final Fantasy III/VI, Super Mario World, Yoshi’s Island, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Golden Sun (and The Lost Age), Pikmin, The Legend of Zelda (series), Paper Mario, Chrono Trigger (though I never did get far!), F-Zero (series), Super Mario Kart, Starcraft/Brood War, Ikaruga, Super Mario Bros. (series), Resident Evil (series), Prince of Persia, Viewtiful Joe, Mega Man (series), Tales of Symphonia, Metal Gear Solid (series), The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind…
Games that are so bad I love: Castelian (NES), Monster Party (NES)
Favorite Artists/Bands off of the top of my head: The Beatles, Ween, They Might Be Giants, The Who, Pink Floyd, a lot of stuff at Overclocked Remix, and again, some other peoples, but it’s late. Uh, the pillows are pretty nifty. AND FOREIGN.
Favorite Movies off of the top of my head: Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Madison, Austin Powers, The Matrix (First one ONLY), Donnie Darko, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Star Wars (I’m not obsessed with it, though, so back off), Back to the Future,, and a billion other fine films. I also have the tendency to purposely rent really BADLY made movies so I can laugh at them. MURPHY, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. YOU'RE OFF OF THE FORCE FOR GOOD THIS TIME.
Favorite Shows off of the top of my head: Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, Invader Zim, FLCL, South Park... HAHAHA, THE OC. And a bunch of other stuff.
Personal Catch-phrases index (Words/Phrases made up or commonly used by person):
- "nifty keen" ; adjective, expressing usefulness or awesomeness, synonyms include "cool", "awesome". Example: "This sun blocking machine of doom sure is nifty keen!!" Source: The 50’s.
- "rodsome" ; adjective, expressing awesomeness. Example: “This game sure is rodsome!” Source: Radical and Awesome.
- "all the way to the bank!" ; phrase, generally used in situations where the logic I used to defend a point was invalidated. A last-ditch effort to try to get people to laugh when I'm being retarded. Example:
- "castelian" ; adjective, used to describe something impossibly bad. Example: "Sweet Jesus, I had a castelian day today. First, a plane's engine crashed into my house, then a horse bit off me scrote. After that, I was forced to watch the entire first season of Tru Calling."
Other Websites Associated With: Games of Our Lives (Creator, writer, hobo-detonator) ; Harvest Shoe (Heart, Soul, and Blood Stream) ; Part 2 Comics (Everything)
Strange Habits: If one hand gets wet, soaking the other hand for a feeling of symmetry ; Ranting about things to people who he barely knows, usually scaring them off ; Being boring to people who don’t know him just so he can laugh about how bored they are after they leave ; playing the same video game for hours at a time (Like that one time where I just plowed through almost all of Raiden's VR Missions on MGS2: Substance in one sitting.)
That’s it. Mmmkay? Yay.
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